Great. Now I'm thinking about that roller coaster scene from Fear.

Wiiiilld hooorrsesss...couldn't drag me awaaaayyy...

UGH.

You know, I think if my mom pulled that kind of shit in public, I'd probably have a raging drug and/or alcohol problem too.

That, and her mother is probably the passive-aggressive type who was all fine with boosting her daughter up to star level only to become insanely jealous when her daughter gets more attention than her. Dina isn't stupid, she knows she's being watched by paparazzi. This stuff? It has to be revenge for something or other. Or too coked up to care and the revenge thing is just a nice addition.

She's supposedly dating Joe Francis now? Okay, that's it. All love for her is gone. I'm so done with her.

Ew. Where did you hear this from? That just may kill any goodwill I had left for her.

Page six mentioned it yesterday I think.

Who is Joe Francis?

Girls Gone Wild guy among other things

Otherwise known as 'one of the most vile men alive'. Eww. Come on, Lindsay. You can do better than this.

He's the GGW guy? Yuck. Why the hell would you want to be with such a horndog asshole?

Oh wait, this is Lindsay. Didn't she also date the guy who owns the Pink Taco chain? And Brandon Davis? Never mind.

They've been friends for a while, IIRC.

Not that that makes it better, mind, but it might explain why they're hanging out.

As much as I want to hate her for hanging out with him, the guy I'm totally in love with is really good friends with Francis and I can't hold it against him. I know that I should, but I can't! So much to my dismay, I have to give Lohan a pass on this one. Boo.

Dear god. That cannot be true. And by that I mean, it probably is. Seriously?!! What the hell is wrong with her? Is she so coked to the gills that she can't see the slime oozing off him from 50 yards away? Anyone who willingly spends time with the disgusting piece of filth that is Joe Francis deserves derision and ridicule, in my book. Not to mention an intervention.

I just saw her commercial for Proactiv, and - you know, I used to like her voice, but I can't stand listening to her talk anymore. Maybe it's because I know too much, but she comes off as kind of ridiculous. Plus, following in JSimp's footsteps - never a good idea.

Perez(I know, I know) is reporting that Lindsay checked into rehab yesterday.