Oh Lindsay, just when I've given you up you do something to make me love you again.

Yeah, yeah, I know she's totally in the wrong here and made a fool of herself. But I just really, really hate Michelle Trachtenberg.

But seriously, this is such an example of her craziness. Trachtenberg? C'mon Linds. You're so far above needing to care about her.

Why is eyewitness in quotes? Either the person saw what happened or he didn't.

What a bitch. Didn't she do this with Scarlett Johanssen at one point?

Yeah.

I know LiLo is by this point living out this crazed Neely O'Hara-like existence, but I have to applaud anyone willing to throw down with Dawnie Lizard.

Lindsay parties with Cameron and Drew. Certainly an upgrade from Paris and Britney.

Gah! Is Drew saving her, or is Lindsay pulling her back down? Please Drew, we're all counting on you here!

Okay, I cannot even believe how happy this makes me. Like, if I were to somehow write RPF about Lindsay Lohan? The chapter where she becomes BFF with Drew Barrymore, who teaches her how to escape from an insane mother and overcome substance addiction, would totally be the emotional turning point in the arc.

Which one was Neely? Was that Patty Duke? Or one of the other ones?

I think Neely was Patty Duke's character.

Keep hanging out with Drew, Lindsay. She can teach you a thing or two.

I'm thinking Lindsay might sink the Good Ship Drew. Cameron herself is a party-animal, and Lindsay is an even bigger one. Lots of peer pressure there.

STEP AWAY DREW........STEP AWAY!

I don't think Drew is so easily influenced. Out of the three, she seems to be the smar-*test*-('"), and the most level-headed; I doubt Lindsay will bring her to the Dark Side.

Dear God.

No wonder that kid's so fucked up.

Ew!

Klassy, as always.