The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
Part of me wants her to get better, go to rehab, and get her life back on track. I like to think of that part as my humanity.
A slightly larger part of me wants to see exactly how much further down the crazy spiral she can go. I think of that part of me as my intrinsic evil.
Oh, and it gets better. She not only left the hospital the day after she supposedly had surgery, she went out to dinner that night, then
out to a club, staying until 2:30 am.
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So she'll be back partying by Saturday then?
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Close. Friday.
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When will I learn not to give Lindsay the benefit of the doubt?
People recover from laparascopic surgery very quickly, especially if it is caught early and before real inflammation sets in. One day is a little fast, but not unheard of for a lap appendix.
Not that I believe she really had appendicitis. But still.
So, is it time to pull the plug on even thinking we're going to get back the fine young actor who was going to amaze us all?
Actually, I believe she could not be faking it. My brother had an emergency appendectomy on Christmas. He was fine on Christmas Eve but woke up at 3 am on Christmas morning in pain. He went to the ER and had laproscopy surgery later that morning and was released that day. All in all he was at the hospital only about 12 hours. He felt and looked perfectly fine when he left, too, like nothing had happened. The only restriction was not being able to lift things for awhile.
Not that it's still not stupid for her to go out drinking and clubbing afterward, but it doesn't mean she was faking the appendectomy.
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Actually, I believe she could not be faking it. My brother had an emergency appendectomy on Christmas. He was fine on Christmas Eve but woke up at 3 am on Christmas morning in pain. He went to the ER and had laproscopy surgery later that morning and was released that day. All in all he was at the hospital only about 12 hours. He felt and looked perfectly fine when he left, too, like nothing had happened. The only restriction was not being able to lift things for awhile.
Not that it's still not stupid for her to go out drinking and clubbing afterward, but it doesn't mean she was faking the appendectomy. |
The key thing to me is just the boy-who-cried-wolf quality to it all. I mean, she's been to the hospital more times than most octagenerians, and every time there's some innocuous reason for it all. Nobody is that accident-prone. So IF a genuine medical situation arises, everybody just rolls their eyes and says "yeah, right." Real appendicitis? Maybe. But we'd buy that a lot more easily if it weren't, like, her sixth trip to the hospital in as many months.
Huhbuduwhawha? Marilyn Manson? I guess he's the non-watered down version of what Jared Leto wants to be, but seriously, the hell?
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. What is this? Do you really want the homewrecker label, on top of everything else? It worked out ok for Angelina because he was kind of her age and you know, she still was making decent movies and not out partying and doing drugs all the time. (Ok, she had those cute kids, but you are way too young for that.) Why, girl, why? Do you want the attention that badly? Because if you do, you know what? Take a page from Angie's book. Lay off the drugs and... wear your boyfriend's blood vial around your neck or something. Make a really huge point to help kids in Africa or something (remember that movie were you were CLEAN and HEALTHY and played a kid from Africa? Wasn't that cool? Wasn't that so much more fun that going out and doing coke and pretending to be in AA? Don't you want to do that again?)
At least that Best Week Ever thing is funny.
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Ha! I believe they call that, being powned!