Why is she wearing a fanny pack right underneath her breasts?

The belt is what ruins what would normally be a decent dress.

I had a dress like that. For my Barbie. In 1985.

Oh, and what is with the dark hair and bottled tan? She's a natural redhead, which makes her stand out; why the hell would she want to mess with that and look about twenty years older than she actually is? I say this as a natural brunette, by the way.

Maybe she's trying to look older so she can continue the drinking/smoking/drug binge by erasing any sign that she may not look it. Otherwise the only reason she could be doing it is to blend into a Hollywood norm in which everybody looks exactly the same.

They were showing Freaky Friday on the Disney channel this past weekend. She was such a cute, clean, would-be punkster in that one.

If she switched bodies with her real-life mother for a day, I don't think anyone would notice a thing.

She seems to have more medical dramas than Elizabeth Taylor!

Didn't she do some fakey Elizabeth Taylor photo shoot once?

Kind of - she was Diane Keaton in Annie Hall, Liz Taylor in Butterfield 8, and Liza Minnelli in Cabaret.

Yikes. That would explain the hideous excess of Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, which which she makes appearences as Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. Methinks certain chickens are being counted before they hatch.

In her defense - I know, I know, you're all shocked - the character in that movie was (if you'll pardon me) a huge drama queen and was imagining herself that way. A good chunk of that movie was pure cartoony in-Lola's-head fantasy.

(Also, when I saw A Prairie Home Companion, I was endlessly amused by the fact that her character's name actually was Lola - as opposed to Drama Queen, where it was Mary, but she called herself Lola.)

So she'll be back partying by Saturday then?

I keep waiting for Leslie Sloane to have a nervous breakdown. Dealing with Lindsay is gonna push her over the edge on of these days.

Wasn't her publicist named Leslie Sloane Zelnick? Dish about Linds is so common. I want to know if her publicist got divorced.

She walked on her own power out of the hospital, one day after she went in. Not suspicious at all.