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Cute shirt although I would have to go around explaining it to people who don't read all about Lohan.

And/or Robert Altman.

Still eschewing booze, plus hard at work method acting.

We all agree that the source for that story is Lindsay's publicist, right?

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Brooke, an impressive 34C-24-34, added, "She'll make a good stripper - she's a natural."

I think Brooke must read the same stuff on the Internet that we do.

I saw this at Marshall's for five bucks and am kicking myself for not buying it. The box says something like "Gift bags are so cool! Awesome glam something something! Lindsay's cromulence embiggens us all!" and I'm not sure, but I think the doll comes with removable feet.

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Props include director's chair, laptop, popcorn, magazines

It's not a real Lohan doll unless it includes a toilet and a pole.

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Props include director's chair, laptop, popcorn, magazines

It's not a real Lohan doll unless it includes a toilet and a pole.

And lots and lots of "dusting powder."

QUOTE (jolie laide @ December 29, 2006 01:37 pm)

I saw this at Marshall's for five bucks and am kicking myself for not buying it. The box says something like "Gift bags are so cool! Awesome glam something something! Lindsay's cromulence embiggens us all!" and I'm not sure, but I think the doll comes with removable feet.

FIVE BUCKS? DUDE! You could have sold it to me! I have wanted that doll so bad, in a can't-actually-justify-it way. That, and I want her limo-hummer (limmer? hummo?), possibly to stage baking soda-fueled orgies with other MyScene dolls. Which I would also have to buy. So what I'm saying is, if you see any on sale, let me know.

I wasn't sure where to put this, but on Go Fug Yourself, there was a link to the song A Lohan Holiday, sung by Ali Lohan (with Lindsay doing backup). Listen at your own risk.

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I wasn't sure where to put this, but on Go Fug Yourself, there was a link to the song A Lohan Holiday, sung by Ali Lohan (with Lindsay doing backup). Listen at your own risk.

I made the mistake of listening to that, and I think my ear drums were permanently damaged by the sheer atrociousness of it. Calling that "music" is stretching that word to its absolute limit. I think I have heard cackling hyenas who sounded better.

Believe me people, I am NOT exaggerating.

I think it's good for a laugh. A long, hardy, belly laugh.

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QUOTE (tothemax @ December 29, 2006 02:54 pm)

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Props include director's chair, laptop, popcorn, magazines

It's not a real Lohan doll unless it includes a toilet and a pole.

And lots and lots of "dusting powder."

and plenty of alchohol.

Sorry, I don't buy that she's sober.

Cleo, not to, like, discuss this seriously or anything, but I'd definitely recommend checking out off-price/past-season stores like TJ Maxx if there are some in your area.

Of course, if you had the Lindsay doll, then you'd be morally obligated to search out this and this*. And then you'd be a person who owned all three of them, and what kind of life would that be?

*I don't think dolls in their molded plastic underwear count as NSFW, but this is so bizarre I feel some kind of warning is necessary.

QUOTE (jolie laide @ December 30, 2006 02:23 am)

Of course, if you had the Lindsay doll, then you'd be morally obligated to search out this and this*. And then you'd be a person who owned all three of them, and what kind of life would that be?

Not any kind of life that I want to live. I can forgive owning all of those except the Aaron doll. Just say no, folks.

I do hate that all of my links are from Perez, but it was the first place I saw this excuse for an outfit.