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AtticaFinch- 11-30-2006
I wish she'd lay off the coke or whatever it is that she's doing that makes her buddy buddy with Paris, because I agree with the Fug Girls- LiLo with approximately 1/2 her current crazy would be completley fun to hang out with, and make an ass out of yourself with, and then watch shitty t.v. and eat greasy taco's while you recover from the hangover.

However, it would not be fun to snort coke off of a toilet seat, which she's rumored to do (Blind item my ass), so she needs to calm the hell down.

Also, when she's not coked out, she has gorgeous eyes.

tothemax- 12-01-2006
I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish her any specific harm.

mrinsouciance- 12-01-2006
Linds' la-*test*-('") spectacle.

There's some nice snark in there!

Luftballoons- 12-01-2006
Something about the image of Will Farrell and Al Gore laughing at her is just priceless to me.

Actonbell- 12-01-2006
Even though Lindsey is kind of an ass, I can't help but pity her. Given the coked-out "parenting" she has received, she never really stood much of a chance of making it out of childhood intact. If she keeps partying at the rate she is going right now, I don't think she will live very long.

NovemberRain- 12-01-2006
And now I like Will Ferrell.

QueenSix- 12-01-2006
QUOTE (mrinsouciance @ December 01, 2006 06:15 pm)
Linds' la-*test*-('") spectacle.

There's some nice snark in there!

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"Dina did a lousy job of reining in her daughter, and it looked like she just used Lindsay to get into the party in the first place."


*facepalm* Well, I'm just shocked! Dina, doing a lousy job parenting? Surely that can't be!


Gogo- 12-01-2006
You know, there's some real talent in that girl, hidden beneath the many layers of garbage. I shouldn't admit this, but I'm really hoping that talent finds it's way back out again.

If someone doesn't choke her with her own thong first, that is.

QueenSix- 12-01-2006
Lindsay Lohan's publicist fires back at media.

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Actress Lindsay Lohan's publicist fired back at the media on Thursday, saying journalists had crossed a line by mocking a heartfelt letter the screen star wrote following director Robert Altman's death last week.

Spokeswoman Leslie Sloane said the note -- which one columnist suggested was composed by Lohan on "one of her legendary party benders" -- was instead dashed off by the distraught 20-year-old actress on a Blackberry, moments after she learned Altman had died.

Altman, who died on November 20 at age 81, directed Lohan in the last film of his career, "A Prairie Home Companion."

"When I got the reports that he had died, I reached Lindsay on her cell phone, and she had no idea. She was devastated. She started crying," Sloane told Reuters. "She quickly put something together on her Blackberry."


I still think you can release a heartfelt statement that has correct spelling and makes sense. Did this publicist not see the statement before it was released? I'm all for expressing your true voice through writing (thank you women's literature courses in college) but sometimes your voice needs a bit a of a rewrite and rethink for clarity.

It's such a pity that her off-screen antics are completely overshadowing her work because while I was never a big fan of hers, she definitely wasn't the worst young actress out there by a long shot.

epudom- 12-01-2006
Just back from seeing a screening of Bobby at a small film festival and if only Lindsay stuck to acting, stayed away from the crackpipe in her downtime, I'd like her so much more.

NovemberRain- 12-01-2006
epudom, how was she in Bobby? I keep reading about how this is the movie she'll get nominated for an Oscar and I really hope it's not true.

tothemax- 12-01-2006
I don't see Lindsay getting nominated even if she is good. She's pissed off too many people.

queenofdenile- 12-02-2006
This girl has made an ass of herself more than once, but I think it's just cruel to mock a condolence letter she wrote about Robert Altman. How many people spellcheck when they're sending emails? Though I have to admit I still don't know what she means by "Be Adequite."

tothemax- 12-02-2006
On the SF2.0, someone mentioned that Altman said, "That was adequate," (or something like that) whenever he liked a scene.

queenofdenile- 12-02-2006
Oh. Well, in that case, I think it was a pretty sweet way to end the note. I know that if someone in my family died, and someone wrote me a heartfelt email that had errors, I would appreciate it as a gesture of kindness, not spend my time snarking at a person for misplacing a modifier. And I'm an English teacher.

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