Speaking of strippers, Linds now says,"I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya."

So eloquent.

That IS hilarious, and far be it from me to impugn the journalistic ethics of GQ or the. . .coherence of LiLo, but. . .I mean, wow.

I am just having a very hard time equating that off-the-cuff wit and self-awareness with the same woman who just gave us "I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them" and "Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya." It confuses and possibly saddens me. And also confuses me.

Why, she's becoming more adequite every day!

I like the opener for that article:

"Beverage" being code for a double scotch, neat, and a camel unfiltered.

Or crystal meth in water. One of those.

I like Lindsay Lohan, dammit, and I want somebody to help her get her shit together.

And to keep feeding her cheeseburgers. I want the hotness of "Mean Girls" back.

I like the *potential* Lindsey, the one we would have had if everything broke right and her parents weren't so fucked up and somebody could have told her "no" once in a while. THAT Lindsey is picking up Oscar nominations by the truckload now and just had this brilliant supporting turn where she stole the show from under headliners Edward Norton and Clive Owen.

This Lindsey we got? Not so much.

From IMDB.com

Lindsay Lohan faces an uncomfortable movie shoot after preparations for her la-*test*-('") role as a pole dancer left her covered in bruises. The actress has been taking striptease lessons from a professional ahead of filming I Know Who Killed Me, but is now regretting the hands-on research. In an email sent to friends Lohan moans, "So... three hours of pole dancing and bruised. Everywhere... I mean we're talkin' like, upper and inner thigh action-bruised... like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect (them) now... I'm not gonna lie to you." Lohan's spokeswoman Leslie Sloane Zelnik confirms to PageSix.com, "She's been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes. Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn't easy. We should give these women credit." Lohan faces another five weeks of discomfort while she completes the movie.

I take it this is also an alternate universe where an Edward Norton movie isn't take over in editing by Edward Norton.

She's playing a stripper? Why am I not surprised?

She's doing a Demi move - next she will do a remake of Private Benjamin (army yet funny)

Yes. Also, gold coins fall from the sky, humanity lives together in peace and harmony, and Paul Haggis has been working the late shift at Dairy Queen for the last thirty years.

It's fun to dream.

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