Lindsay Lohan

QUOTE (NovemberRain @ December 11, 2006 11:49 pm)

QUOTE (laurelin_kit @ December 11, 2006 06:14 pm)

God, Linds was so gorgeous in Mean Girls. I forgot how much I love that movie. Look at her! Look how pretty! And now, terrifying.

In that first pic you linked to, she looks like Danny Bonaduce's wife. His wife is pretty if a little plastic.

I was hoping to find a picture of her in the beginning of the movie, but all I found was the poster, which was not what I was looking for.

Oh, normal, pretty Lindsay.

Lindsay confesses to attending AA meetings

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I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that."

If only we could believe that you really mean it, Lindsay.

Now, I don't know jack about AA, but is it normal for it to take a whole year to kick in?

How are her meetings going? "Hi, I'm Lindsay and I've been sober for five seconds?"

I picture her singing. Kind of like in Rent.

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"I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything," she says. "I'm not even legal to, so why would I?

ha ha ha ha ha!!! That's brilliant.

I'll bet Alcoholics Anonymous is just thrilled to have LiLo advertising their program.

QUOTE (Bubbles @ December 13, 2006 12:31 pm)

I'll bet Alcoholics Anonymous is just thrilled to have LiLo advertising their program.

I saw an article titled Lohan Has Been in AA for a Year and immediately thought, "That might be the worst publicity AA has ever gotten."

She's spending a little quality time with her mom. They're taking stripper classes together.

QUOTE (Lily Rose @ December 15, 2006 10:15 pm)

She's spending a little quality time with her mom. They're taking stripper classes together.

Wow, way to spend time with your daughter, there Dina. I have to say, taking "stripper classes" is easily at the top of my Things I NEVER Want to Do With My Mom.

Yick.

That's so touching in a Jerry Springer "fetch the mind bleach" kind of way.

Way to encourage your daughter to be an independent, empowered woman, Dina. Stripping with Mommy? Gross. And so, so lame.

Coming from any other mother/daughter combo, this would be weird but not disgusting. Consdering how screwed up we know both of them are, though, it's just disgusting.

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"I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything," she says. "I'm not even legal to, so why would I?

Maybe so, but anyone subjected to your stripping classes with Dina will sure as hell be pounding 'em back.

Anyone else catch the interview in GQ's Man of the Year issue? I read it at the salon yesterday, and was laughing my ass off.

A sample:

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Can we tell people we’re doing this interview in the men’s room at Yankee Stadium?
Yes. And tell them that we’re dating.

Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write about you?
It does. I really wish they would do more. I’m trying to become friends with all the cool famous people, the ones that go to clubs all the time—try to get into those tabloids a little more.

Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.

And then what do you do at night?
Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.

Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?
No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.

There’s some interesting stuff about you. Irocman39 in Skokie, Illinois, says you’re the “smokinest woman on the face of the earth”—
God bless him.

—and that he wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating saltines.
I don’t eat. Don’t you people know? It’s all about anorexia and bulimia nervosa.