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psammead- 05-29-2007
Brrr!!!

particle_person- 05-29-2007
Georgia Mom Loses Bid to Remove HP From Classrooms

QUOTE
"Personally, I don't think it's a good idea to raise a whole generation of witches," Mallory said.

"I don't think it's good for our country."


::latté-keyboard::

mrinsouciance- 05-29-2007
She has a point. Because the witches, they hate our freedom, you know. [/sarcasm]

particle_person- 05-29-2007
Nonsense. The witches are made of wood. And wood floats. And floating is like freedom. So witches are made of freedom. How can one be made of freedom, and yet hate it?

mrinsouciance- 05-29-2007
That kind of thinking will get you ... uh, wet.

psammead- 05-29-2007
Cheetahs by name, cheaters by nature. They're all HOORS!!!

Zap Branigan's Secret Lover- 05-29-2007
Big wet pussy.

Lily Rose- 05-30-2007
QUOTE (Zap Branigan's Secret Lover @ May 29, 2007 09:44 pm)
Big wet pussy.

Those pictures! Hilarious and yet terrifying.

psammead- 05-30-2007
Corgi meatballs,anyone?

And if you don't fancy that, how about Irn-Brew flavoured sausages?

Esseilte- 05-30-2007
QUOTE (kariestel @ May 28, 2007 08:55 am)
Holy shit.

What the... that's like, elephant size. Jeebus.

Whoah. That thing would make soooo many nice barbecues.

Some pig!

bookworm- 05-30-2007
QUOTE (Esseilte @ May 30, 2007 08:49 am)
QUOTE (kariestel @ May 28, 2007 08:55 am)
Holy shit.

What the... that's like, elephant size. Jeebus.

Whoah. That thing would make soooo many nice barbecues.

Some pig!

"Pig Pickin' for the entire county at Bob's House!"


On a much more alarming note: Baby survives being thrown away down a latrine.

Trying to murder your baby is bad enough, but down a latrine? Seriously? Ewwww.

tothemax- 05-30-2007
Wendy's customer opens fire on Miami staff over condiments.

Libelle- 05-30-2007
Little Car Mechanic Sparks Child Abduction Scare.

MichiSichi- 05-30-2007
That corgy story is going around the papers...

psammead- 05-30-2007
Oh Noes! Man burns books as act of pro-*test*-('").
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"This is the funeral pyre for thought in America today," Wayne told spectators outside his bookstore as he lit the first batch of books.

The fire blazed for about 50 minutes before the Kansas City Fire Department put it out because Wayne didn't have a permit for burning


You need a permit to burn books in the Land of the Free?

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