Comment submitted. Forget that cheap chocolate. I want the real stuff.
The New Chocolate. From the folks that brought you "ketchup is a vegetable!"
Man
does something unspeakable in London pizza restaurant. Thankfully there are no pictures.
And in a
shock sequel we learn that sorting it out is really quite a complicated process and the guy might lose some feeling. Aw!
| QUOTE (psammead @ April 24, 2007 04:37 am) |
| Man does something unspeakable in London pizza restaurant. Thankfully there are no pictures. |
For god's sake, nobody order the pepperoni!
Damn, beat me to it.
I love that story so so much.
| QUOTE (psammead @ April 24, 2007 06:37 am) |
Man does something unspeakable in London pizza restaurant. Thankfully there are no pictures.
And in a shock sequel we learn that sorting it out is really quite a complicated process and the guy might lose some feeling. Aw! |
Owwwwww, that makes me wince and cross my legs, and I'm a girl.
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| But if it was cut off right next to the body you would have to bring the water pipe out through the perineum, which is next to the back passage. |
So, um, he'd have to pee from his taint? Wow.
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| He said that the man may have been suffering from a "psychological disturbance" to go through the "agonising" process of sawing off his own penis. |
Gee, ya think?
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| and nine-foot-long (three-meter-long) millipedes roamed the now lost world, the scientists said |
How would you kill that bug?
| QUOTE (Topher @ April 25, 2007 07:39 am) |
| QUOTE | | and nine-foot-long (three-meter-long) millipedes roamed the now lost world, the scientists said |
How would you kill that bug?
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With a really big shoe.
I'll show myself out.
See, this was the slippery slope Cap found himself rolling down once he was convinced to
get into Myspace.