I love the captions to the Metro news stories. Like this one. WARNING - the story itself will give male Snarkers nightmares for months to come. Don't blame me if you ignore me and click anyway.

Heee. I saw that on Fark.com and thought "aren't all saw-mill penis incidents" unfortunate?

From that article:

Hee!

And, re: the article about the woman in the frat house. Sooo...the frat guys called the cops because a woman was doing something in their house that they normally pay to see in porn? What the hell kinda frat guys are they?

That's one of my favorite Captain Jack moments. HEE.

I like the picture of the bunny: "Here is a picture of a nice fluffy rabbit to take your mind off this story."

The decisive little girl is now six months old.

ETA: I don't know where else to put this. I knew the guy was weird, but this takes the cake.

Keith Richards snorts father's ashes, cocaine

Hee hee. Spagnostic.

There's a Stephen King story waiting to be written.

That's just... I can't decide what reaction to have first. Does that count as cannibalism?

Oh, Keef, what won't you snort?

I'm still boggling about the Keith Richards thing. I was just trying to figure out where to post that story. Do we need a "Bizarre Celebrity News" thread?

Or maybe a "Crazy" thread in addition to Pretty and Ugly.

BC Headache powder?

I was going to put it in the Schadenfreude thread, but it's Keith. Schadenfreude just does not apply.

Smuggler caught with 175 chameleons