I should have seen the jolly green giant pun coming from a mile away. And not that kind of coming, pervs.

In the town of Penistone, no less. Hee.

I don't even know what this mother was trying to prove. The lowered standards of teenagers? She had to pretend to work at pretending to be more well read than she was. The gap in relationships between parents and children? He's at a boarding school. The a guy's perfect idea of a woman is is that she has the body of a model and the brain of a scientist? That's what perfect means. And a philsophy supermodel that seeks you out? What do you think the kid's gonna do?

She's a Daily Mail reader. It goes without saying she's completely bonkers.

Another amusing giant penis story

It's like an episode of Father Ted.

Awww. These stories warm my cold and cynical heart.

So cool. I wish I could reach inside a dolphin's stomach. Sigh.

ETA: Wisconsin hunter hits seven legged deer with car, eats it. "And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."

He liiiiiiiives: Man with mechanical heart has no pulse, no blood pressure.

And absorbs it's mighty seven legged POWER!

Ill-timed Comic receives Negative Attention - The comic was published in the local paper the day after a high school student named Shane commited suicide in his school after his bad grades caused his parents to talk of limiting his outside-school activities.

Of major relevance to many in this forum:

Rate of most common form of breast cancer dropped 15% from Aug 2002 to Dec 2003, most likely because people stopped hormone replacement therapy that August.

If the result holds up, there should be some continuing gains as more people halt the therapy. Sometimes the cure is not just worse than the disease -- it actually causes the disease.

Skyblade, I think you should consider this as a warning.