Okay, I just have to post some better dog news after that.

Katrina victim wins custody battle over dog.

So now I'm thinking that maybe that story was a little too distressing to share...Sorry, guys! This one's a little more weird than horrifying.

Mystery activist censors various Norwegian statues during the night.

Not just the most expensive, it's also the world's most disgusting pizza.

Yeah, it looks really unappetising.

That's not pizza so much as it is seafood with cheese.

Ew, it's white. That's just disturbing.

I liked the caption:

Mmmcrust.

Sally Clark dies. She was wrongfully convicted of killing her two infant children after a pathologist concealed evidence, and cleared after having spent over three years in prison. I remember her husband talking about it on television, and it really devastated them and their other children. It looks as of she never recovered from it all. It's such a tragedy.

That poor woman.

Something more cheerful - boxing deer.

Manhunt for naked joyride pensioner (fortunately without a picture). You wouldn't think it would present too much of a problem

I've always wondered what would happen in a situation like this: Woman dies on British Airways flight, upgraded to First Class.

There are some Weekend at Bernie's/Snakes on a Plane jokes to be made, but I think I'll leave this one alone.

$2 million bar stolen from Japanese museum:

Oh noes! Cute but possibly doomed polar bear 'better off dead'