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psammead- 03-07-2007
Wouldn't most people notice fairly quickly if they'd left their child on a plane?

tothemax- 03-07-2007
QUOTE (psammead @ March 07, 2007 02:38 am)
Wouldn't most people notice fairly quickly if they'd left their child on a plane?

What. The. Fuck?

psammead- 03-07-2007
Helpful criminal asks police to help him break down door and invites them to admire his stash of dope

bookworm- 03-09-2007
This is scary.

I know for a fact that my employer Googled me and other prospective job candidates. I do Google myself every so often, but it is really frightening what people can say about you online.

kariestel- 03-09-2007
That really sucks. I can't help wondering if a representative amount of men are having their reputations damaged at that site.

psammead- 03-09-2007
No vaginas please, we're New Yorkers.


particle_person- 03-09-2007
You know, I'm bet most of New York has no problem with the word 'vagina.'

bookworm- 03-09-2007
QUOTE (kariestel @ March 09, 2007 12:37 pm)
That really sucks. I can't help wondering if a representative amount of men are having their reputations damaged at that site.

I doubt it. I also doubt that they would lose their job offers if there was stuff about them online.

Binky- 03-09-2007
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No vaginas please, we're New Yorkers.


Clearly, high school students shouldn't be saying the clinical terms for body parts that they possess*.

What the hell is wrong with people?

*Unless it's the penis game, which the teachers would probably prefer they not play.

psammead- 03-11-2007
Lorry full of marijuana found by policeman. You really wouldn't want to be the drug courier responsible for that when his boss finds out.

You thought the man who married his horse was weird? Meet the man who makes love to cars.

tothemax- 03-12-2007
Israel recalls naked ambassador:

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He [Ambassador Refael] was inebriated, his hands were tied and he was gagged with a rubber ball in his mouth.

In spite of his drunken state, the naked figure was reportedly able to identify himself by his full name and job title.

Eris Rising- 03-13-2007
President District Attorney Foghorn Leghorn?

oxymoron- 03-13-2007
QUOTE (psammead @ March 11, 2007 08:29 am)

Meet the man who makes love to cars.

This guy needs to meet up with Mrs. Berlin Wall, for some inanimate object partner swapping.

psammead- 03-13-2007
Piglet has one head, two snouts and three eyes

Woman marries corpse - sad rather than creepy.

Ohio man has 6 children on the way
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When Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, "None, but I have six on the way."

A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. "Are you marrying a woman with six children?" she asked.

"No, I be concubining," he said.

oxymoron- 03-14-2007
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"No, I be concubining," he said.


I believe I have my "sentences I never thought I'd see" winner for the week.

Can he be forced to have a vasectomy?

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