Obviously, because the parrot preferred showers to baths.

You need to shower or mist parrots or they can start plucking out their feathers. They can't bathe themselves like cats. Some of them also like to take dust baths. Most parrots love the shower, and I've known lots of parrot owners who just take them in the shower once a day and let them get nice and soaked.

Chmips hunting using tools. Well, it was nice while it lasted, but this the opening salvo in this becoming the planet of the apes. Maybe nukes can make this problem go away. Nuke the little primates. I see no downside riddled with irony.

Aaargh. Squids are evil, y'all. And this is the biggest one ever.

I take comfort in this:

Yummy.

I'll get the tarter sauce...

Pensioner sues over sex marathon.

I have to say, if the nephew was happy to watch the event, he's got a nerve complaining about the participants.

Who'd have thought it? Extracting the bile from bears is both painful and dangerous

Why do I click? Why do I ALWAYS click?

It's gonna be a battle between squids and apes for supremacy. We're just collateral damage.

And the rats will be there to pick up the scraps.

Tourist information shop refuses to stock book unless author takes out £5000,000 worth of insurance

Wow, J.K. Rowling sued eBay. She's been upset with them for quite some time now, and I guess this was the last straw.

Jesus's Cave found

Ok - am surprised James Cameron is behind this and 2) some of the comments on the article are hilarious.

Good for her. I hope this means eBay have to start taking some responsibility for the zillions of fakes and copies on their site.

How not to fake your own kidnapping