Man persuades bride to have plastic surgery
so she will look like his first wife!
That story is the reason the word squicky was created.
It is things like this that make me wonder if it is better to just stay single.
I can't believe the plastic surgeon didn't outright refuse to do the surgery in the first place (of course, perhaps other surgeons had).
They both know what they're doing is wrong and fucked up. He only married her because of pressure from his family. They both acknowledge the reason for the surgery is so she'll look more like his first wife, it's not like they don't realize what's going on. She doesn't want the surgery and he doesn't want to be married to her.
These people don't need fucking counselling or surgery - they need a divorce.
Freaky looking shark caught live on film. Deep sea critters are always so cool.
I saw that footage on the news the other night and my first thought was that the shark looked exactly like something from a nightmare I once had - I think it was the combination of the eerie opaque eyes and huge mouth with all the teeth trying to gobble me up. Either that or it triggered latent primordial fears.
Then I felt sad that the poor creature died shortly after that footage was taken, because it couldn't survive in shallow water.
Students throw a "Martin Luther King Day Party". However I'm not sure what needs to be "investigated". The kids are moron-pizza. Kind of simple, but it's not like it was a club using school funds, was it.
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| Pelz--who has yanked the party photos from his Facebook page--stated that the party was not meant to be "racist or discriminating." |
Well, at the least that second part I believe
I can't believe Pelz actually used the "one of my best friends is black" chestnut. KKKlassy.
To lighten things up a bit,
Never Give an Iguana Viagra. Truer words were never spoken.
If you read the article, it said
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| The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises. |
Two? Really? Why? One is normally plenty. (This situation notwithstanding._
The things people learn about animals on Snarkfest.
Anywho, I would like to know who had the bright idea to use a
spy plane over a team's training ground. I just found this story a bit too farfetched to be believed.
I know that we don't usually post political stuff, but I suspect that an exception may be made in this case.
Barack Obama's gaffe.His apology.mp3 of the apology.Oh, for god's sake.
What a whiny bitch. Boo hoo, I'm not gonna vote for Obama because he made a joke at my expense once. Christ. And then, Whee! I heart Obama because I put him on the spot and then he had to apologize to me! I love Obama now! Lord. Ever hear of "journalistic integrity"? Thought not.
*I'm not slamming you, Eris. The story is kind of cool in it's mind-blowing douchebaggery.*
That was pretty much my reaction as well. It just reconfirmed my support for the man when I saw what a sense of humor he had.
I don't think that the reporter put him on the spot. I mean, he could have ignored the whole thing, and it would have been gone immediately. I just found the apology for interfering with his "game" to be hilarious. Good for the Senator. Now I have to find out how to volunteer for his campaign.