Sundance picks Seattle film on horse-sex case.

Four-year-old Power Ranger confuses burglars right into leaving.

Hee!

Anyone looking for Secret Santa ideas might want to consider this handy Swiss Army knife

How one would use that effectively is beyond me.

Boy survives 'internal decapitation'

I feel slightly faint after reading that story.

I feel slightly faint after reading that headline. I think I'll skip the story, thanks.

Wow. That trully is... interesting. I have to lie down now.

Perhaps he was careless with his Swiss Army knife.

Wow! South Carolina certainly has some strict laws on Correct Observance of Christmas - 12-year-old arrested for opening presents early

Well, that was certainly a novel way of teaching him a lesson. Though I hope that the crime in her town is really low considering that she look up the time of law enforcement with her little lesson.

Oh, come on, SC! My home state frustrates me sometimes. And no, the crime level in Columbia is not at a level where this should have happened.

The Changing Workplace.

I'll admit it - I *am* rooting for them. I just like the whole, "Well, let's just shake everything up really hard and see what happens" attitude. Sometimes being really opened minded like that works, especially to the age-old problem of worker performance measurements and worker satisfaction.

Flatulent passenger grounds flight:

Hee!

Nothing giving your kid a life-long record for nothing!

Damn it, I was coming here to post that. Haha.