Mother fuckin' scorpion on a mother fuckin' plane!

Student accidentally sends child porn to professor instead of -*test*-('") and businessman accidentally shows child porn instead of presentation at a meeting. Oops. (And fore the record, I got both links from mock_the_stupid, I don't run around trolling the news for child porn stories).

The student's "oh snap, I must have sent you a music CD" excuse is hilarious. I mean, even if the prof hadn't seen it, he would have been sure to look after reading that.

The fact that he actually used "Oh snap" in the email to the professor makes it even better.

A teacher at a friend's school was looking at porn while invigilating exams - the only problem was, his laptop was hooked up to the digital projector, so the image was projected onto the massive screen at the front of the exam hall - he didn't last long after that (and I think - I hope - all the students got a chance to resit their exams!)

Oh snap! I just gave you the ebola virus by mistake instead of my dissertation on world peace. My bad! Is there any way that I give you the real thing? LULZ!!

"Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally launched the nuclear missiles at your country that I meant to keep here and install in my underground bunker," the President said in an e-mail to North Korean negotiators. "I found the peace agreement under my iPod in the Oval Office. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great.

"I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the relations between our countries at all. Sorry for the mix up."

My only regret is that it was not: "O SNAP"

That's nothing!

Smuggler caught at airport with a crocodile, 46 tortoises, 6 snakes and 11 flying squirrels all living in perfect harmony in his suitcase.

Have an extra billion dollars lying around? Buy your own "nation".

May all our deaths be far in the future, and look nothing likethis.

That's terrifying!

Council house transformed into Renaissance palace

And in related news, Racoons Attack Fermilab.

Most expensive chocolate in world revealed to be total scam. I mean, the company's issued a statement that their $306/lb chocolate totally IS worth that much, but the article's claim that they basically buy Bonnat couverture, probably at $12/lb, melt it down into ridiculously simple squares, and resell it at a 1300% markup is pretty convincingly researched. The article also includes such foodie snark as

Also, a PR sockpuppet shows up in the comments ("I was not employed by Noka when I posted those comments..."), just to top things off.