Because we need a place to discuss the next Moxie CrimeFighter.

Thanks, ka-*test*-('")i! I can't believe I forgot to capitalize the 'f'.

I had to google that name because I couldn't believe it was true.

"We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,"' Jillette explained. "`My middle name is CrimeFighter."'

*is dead*

I still can't believe Nicholas Cage named his kid after Superman.

I'm going to stand fast and say that Moxie Crimefighter is a pretty awesome name.

At least it's better than Audio Science. Or Pilot Inspektor.

Moxie Crimefighter is an OUTSTANDING name. I wouldn't be so against people having children if everyone came up with cool names like that.

Which leads me to this thought: if anyone ever names their baby Gogo, it'd better be a damn pretty baby or I will be upset.

Guys guys! It's CrimeFighter.

I've said before, I think Ewan McGregor's daughters have gorgeous names - Esther and Clara.

I like Esther in theory, but it conjures up images of an 85 year-old granny tottering after the kids in her yard in my head. It's cute in the same way that Violet - another "old lady" name - is cute, but unlike Violet (which does work on little kids), Esther's not going to be able to grow into her name until she's almost dead.

My grandma's name was Esther, and she made my sister and I both promise her that we would never give our kids that name. We both are planning to cheat a bit, though. Should either of us produce a daughter, Esther would be the middle name.

Back on topic, I think my favorite bad celebrity kid's name is Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson's son).

Jermajesty sounds like a disease.

Ohhhh, I always forget about Jermajesty. I love it.

That is such an awesomely awful name.

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with Evil Lincoln. Esther really only works on little old ladies. Or if it's preceded by a title.

Nina Gordon of Veruca Salt just had a baby girl named Ivy Nightingale Russo.

I'm not sure if I like that yet.

I love the name Ivy. Not liking Nightingale at all, but at least she confined the crazy to the middle name.

There's a nightingale in your ivy...ok, there are definitely some jokes in there to be had.