The thing is Tim Horton was a hockey player, too. So, it's not really that bad. Sure Tim Horton is known more for the donuts but... I don't know. I can excuse it, I guess.

Ethan Hawke's wife gave birth to a daughter, Clementine Jane Hawke.

I like it.

Not a celebrity, but a poor child was named Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Were her parents insane?

I read an abridged version of that article on Yahoo. What Kiwi would try to name their child "Yeah Detroit"? Didn't they know that Detroit is only acceptable as a middle name if your first name is Nathan?

What about Sex Fruit? THE HELL?! Why not Drunken Accident or Shotgun Wedding?

These would be perfect if (God forbid) Amy Winehouse had kids.

Amy would be better as crack and cocaine

Martie Maguire of the Dixie Chicks gave birth to a girl, Harper Rosie Maguire.

I like Harper, but I think Harper Rose would have sounded better.

The girl's name is a sentence!

Somehow, I think anyone with the name Sex Fruit would have a very interesting life.

I heard from someone yesterday that Sex Fruit was actually what some 19-year-old guy legally changed his name to. It's still pretty bizarre, but so much better than the idea of parents inflicting that on a defenseless baby.

Mary Lynn Rajskub gave birth to a boy and named him Valentine Anthony.

I guess Valentine isn't all that unusual of a name, and he could go by Val as a nickname, but I don't care for it. It seems more like a girl's name.

I think it's okay. Valentin goes better with both Rajskub and Rolph, though.

Helena Bonham Carter confirms that their daughter's name is Nell.

Nell? That's...kind of plain. Indiana Rose was at least interesting.

The baby's name is Nell Carter?