Knox was my grade school's name, so it seems a bit weird to me as a given name. Vivienne's a lovely though, especially paired with Marcheline.

I keep thinking of Knox Overstreet from the movie "Dead Poets Society". Carpe Diem, Knox! YAWWWWWWWWWWP!

I don't know what ethnicity/nationality this soap guy Ingo Rademacher and his fiancee Ehiku are, but it's surely not one where it's acceptable to name one's son Peanut Kai Rademacher.

Peanut. PEANUT.

That poor kid is gonna get his ass kicked and his psyche scarred.

He's Australian.

Oh, Ingo, just because your character is married to the shrillest harpy to ever shriek with the most fucked up sense of ethics ever does not mean you should take it out on your baby.

He wanted his real-life kid to have a worse name than his soap character (Jasper Jacks, generally known as Jax)? Ingo grew up in Australia but I think his parents might have immigrated there from Germany and his fiancée is from Hawaii? I can't imagine how that explains Peanut being a good idea for a name of an actual person.

Oh JAX. I am deeply, deeply disappointed in you.

You know what's the only nickname you can get out of Peanut Kai Rademacher?

Penis. Peanut the Penis.

If his parents had been just a little more immature, they could have saved this kid a lifetime of misery. Even Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love had the good sense to give their kid a normal-person first name and save the legumes for the middle name slot.

Perez has taken to calling Sunday Rose Kidman Urban "Sunday Roast," and I admit that I find this just a wee bit funny.

Yeah, I'm going to hell.

Leave it Perez to make everything about food. I think it is his one true passion in life, aside from being a famewhore.

Ok so let's do a Perez on Perez and call him Pretzl Hilton

Oh, Jax. As someone who loves you and your hot corporate raider adventurer self, this is NOT COOL.

Can I somehow blame Carly for this?

Did anyone explain to the soap star the difference between a nickname and a real name?
One allows for silliness; useage of animal, vegetable or mineral as a nickname is forgiven. Child may outgrow nickname and only parents may use it in private when they are 13.
Real name: Won't cause a bank manager to raise an eyebrow one day when you are attempting to apply for a loan. There won't be a slight cough when you read a wedding invitation and see the name of the lovely chap who is marrying your friend's daughter Mary-Sue.
Do I NEED to present a power-point presentation to celebrities of the world on how to name your child?
Sunday Rose? Maybe. Levi? Dandy name. Peanut? NO! *hits parents with a stick* If you can't pick a decent name then the collective folks a SF will choose the name for you.

What's-his-name attempts to explain why he named his son Peanut:

Not a good enough reason to NAME him that. Call him that, sure. Even as a middle name, maybe. But as a first name? Hell no.

Dude, my friend called her baby "Grimlock" when he was in utero. Fetal nicknames rarely make appropriate real names! Gah!

My brother-in-law nicknamed my nephew "Flutter" but when he was born they gave him a real name! Otherwise I'd have a nephew named Flutter and a niece named Tea Biscuit.