Well his name is Bear. What can you expect?

Gabo is apparently the name of a Russian sculptor. That might be some form of explanation.

Nobody tells Marmaduke what to do!

It doesn't help his case at all that his real name is Edward.

Gay-bo, Gaw-bo, Gabbo...however you pronounce that name, it is just awful. Truly one of the most ridiculous sounding middle names I've heard all year.

No, Marmaduke is the really big great dane in the comic strip of the same name.

The "punchlines" are usually involve Marmadule running down the street pulling his owners behind him.

Imagine a strip with the general humor level of the Family Circus, only instead of four kids with oddly misshapen heads, one dog.

I keep thinking of that Buffy episode where Trick expresses his affection for Marmaduke "Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. Thats my kind of dog."

But seriously Bear Gryllis. You are superhot, and I have a crush on you, and I even have this sad fantasy that were I to be stranded in a rainforest, it would be with you and you'd keep us alive and we'd fall in love....but that is not cool!

And look at that adorable little boy. Hes all looking out at as clearly thinking "Please adopt me and change my name. How does Brian sound?"

I guess the kid could always shorten his name to Duke, but still...yeesh.

What get's me is that his older son is named Jesse, which, while not a name I care for, is perfectly acceptable. And then they hanged "Marmaduke" on the second one.

I don't get it. If the older one had been named Gamaliel* or something, at least it would make more sense, but this: one sane baby name, one crazy baby name. Weird.

*Pres. Warren G. Harding's middle name

Marmaduke? Marmaduke?!

I weep for that child.

Marmaduke makes me think of a big Great Dane.

Will kids now of the cartoon when he starts school? Because, if so, I'm imagining lots of barking when he walks into class.

Dennis Quaid and wife welcome twins Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace.

I'm impressed by how normal those names are!

Seriously. Nicely done with the names, Dennis and wife.

For some reason I feel this validates Dennis Quaid totally be my DILF crush more so.