Henry is kinda old-fashioned, but cute. It's a nice name for a kid and a not embarrassing name for an adult. Well played.

Wait, how did I miss Julia Roberts was pregnant?!

I think she was really low key this time, and the photogs didn't follow her because this was her second pregnancy.

I think Henry Daniel Moder is a fine name.

But I bet Phinnaeus Walter Moder wants to kick his ass.

Phinnaeus. I hate it SO much.

Well, US Weekly had pictures of Julia Roberts almost every week, gleefully pointing out her belly as the baby got bigger.

Keri Russell had a baby boy on Saturday, named River Russell Deary.

I...don't like it.

River Russell Deary.

River Deary.

Oh, bad.

Eh. It's okay. I don't really like the two R names together, though.

Not such a fan of that one.

Could have been worse. If you're working with the last name "Deary", just about anything you add to it is going to sound cutesy. May as well run with it. See also: Blossom Dearie.

My thoughts exactly.

Tiger Wood's wife gave birth this morning to a girl, Sam Alexis. I think it would be better as Samantha Alexis.

Was Tiger's father's name Sam? I thought it was Earl. There's no excuse for Sam. Samantha and Samara or Samira or Sam-any feminine ending are all valid names.*

*except Samonella.

Bad Celebrities, no cookie.

I'm not crazy about the Sam thing, either. In fact, I don't like or understand it whenever someone names their child a nickname instead of the original version; it's just odd. If they wanted to call her Sam, they still could have gone with Samantha on the birth certificate.

River Russell Deary is...horrible. Just horrible. I expected something better from Felicity.

Shea Joelle sounds like a whore to me, or at least a very vapid stripper.