Jamie Pressly had her baby - a boy she named Dezi James. Which is fairly awful, but there's a cute story behind it.

I'll give it a pass because at least he can go by James, and if I squint, I can pretend he's named after Desi Arnaz, and who doesn't love Ricky Ricardo?

*reads story* Oh, cute, but they could have at least spelled "Desi" right.

Sheryl Crow adopted a boy she named Wyatt Steven (Wyatt, after her father and Steven, after her brother and her manager).

Good for her. I know she's spoken of wanting children for a while.

As for the name, I don't like it, but it's not entirely horrible. Plus, she chose the names after people she cares about so that's nice.

Dezi James is...okay. It could have been much, much worse.

Wyatt Steven is a decent name, but Wyatt has always sounded a little hillbilly to me. But then, I kind of expected that from Sheryl Crow; hell, I even expected something even more hillbilly, like Huck Finn, or something.

Napoleon Dynamite (aka Jon Heder) and his wife have named their baby daughter Evan Jane. Yep, Evan. On a girl. Sigh.

That's nothing new: Evan Rachel Wood.

Jon Heder had a kid? Whoa, my mind is blown! I think he blew the chance to give his kid the perfect weirdo name though because Napoleon Dynamite is not only what made him famous, it sounds like an S.E. Hinton character's name.

Huh. I always thought her name was Evalynne Rachel Wood. It's weird that I've been feminizing her name.

Lars Ulrich and Connie Nielsen have a boy named Bryce Thadeus Ulrich-Nielsen.

I actually kind of like it. Bryce is a good solid name and Thadeus is a great middle name. Ulrich-Nielsen is a bit of a mouthful, but it's not bad.

I'm with you up to Thadeus, which is a bit out there for me. And what a mouthful. But Bryce is nice.

They stole my second imaginary son's name! Of course, I stole it from someone else but still.

It's hard to top Audio Science, which is what Shannyn Sossamon (whoever that is) named her baby

I kind of like Evan for a girl. (What I don't like: girls named Evan dating Marilyn Manson. But hey.)

I'd say the ultimate two are Pilot Inspektor and Audio Science. Which is worse, guys?

Audio Science is worse. By itself, Pilot actually sounds kinda cool, IMO. Neither Audio nor Science could stand alone and sound decent though.

I think Jermajesty is worse than both of those put together.