Celebrities And The Law

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LILLO Brancato Jr., the fledgling actor who appeared in "A Bronx Tale" and is now a Rikers Island inmate, is doing his third stint in solitary confinement (referred to as "punitive segregation") after sources say he -*test*-('")ed positive for heroin. The first two times he landed in solitary, sources say the punishment was for disrespecting an officer. Brancato is being held on murder charges relating to the shooting death of Police Officer Daniel Enchautegui in The Bronx last year.

Hectic...the real "oz"

Arresting Snoop for possession of marijuana has got to be the easiest collar in the world.

QUOTE (truecrystal @ November 30, 2006 01:39 pm)

Arresting Snoop for possession of marijuana has got to be the easiest collar in the world.

Second only to arresting Pete Doherty for possession of whatever pharmaceutical cocktail he survives on.

QUOTE (epudom @ November 30, 2006 10:10 am)

Second only to arresting Pete Doherty for possession of whatever pharmaceutical cocktail he survives on.

That reminds me - I need to check if there's a death pool thread open yet...

I guess this is as good a place for this as any...

X17 is suing Perez Hilton.

That's awesome. I hope he has to spend a nice chunk of change on attorney's fees.

Waste of space fails to be imprisoned yet again.

Another week, another Doherty story.

Rip Torn arrested on DWI in upstate New York.

There's a fine picture for this year's Christmas cards.

What the heck? One eye is twice the size of the other.

As for Pete (this is his thread, right?), if he's 27, and following the old tradition, that means we won't have to worry about him for much longer.

How much do I love that there is a "Hardscrabble Road" in the town where Rip was arrested?
He looks like an amiable drunk, but dude - get a fucking driver already. No sympathy for drunken drivers. Not even Patches O'Houlihan.

Pete Doherty questioned by police again. Though there isn't really any snark to be had over this one.

You know, I'm beginning to think we should just call this the Pete Doherty Memorial thread. Except somehow, against all odds, he hasn't managed to kill himself.

Note: I am not advocating he do so. But dude needs some industrial strength help.

QUOTE (mrinsouciance @ December 04, 2006 07:19 pm)

Rip Torn arrested on DWI in upstate New York.

There's a fine picture for this year's Christmas cards.

Wow. I think that rivals Gary Busey's mug shot.