Yeah, it was nice of Kanye to get up in the middle that awards show and make a special anouncement about it, just to make sure Evel Knievel knew about it.

Well, this is...ugh...interesting.

I wonder if she heard it was like apple pie.

Train, meet wreck.

ETA: Hey, Lohan! Watch and learn.

I'm kind of glad she finally turned herself in, though. That's been a long time coming.

The absolute train wreck that is Mike Tyson continues

Sigh. How much was he worth?

I wasn't sure where to put this one, but Heather Mills keeps finding new ways to be crazy.

What the fuck is the matter with her? They couldn't meet in the privacy of the lawyer's office? What a crock.

Oh, yes, because when I have important meetings with a client, I always suggest we meet in a public place where everyone can overhere what we say. It makes perfect sense.

Ooh the press is gonna have fun with that

OT: But did you ever notice that everyone in Britain, at one time or another, has been employed as a "TV Presenter"? Is that just a polite way of saying "Useless Twat"? e.g. "Paris Hilton is a TV Presenter."