Hugh Grant isn't going to be prosecuted for throwing beans at a photographer.

I'm relieved Hugh isn't getting in trouble for throwing a container of beans at someone. Because I thought that was fucking awesome and it made me love him more.

Mark my words, this will just encourage all those would-be bean assaulters to take up their saucy legumes and hurl them at the least provocation. It'll be ANARCHY, I tell you!

Larry Birkhead is countersuing his former attorney.

Saucy Legumes is an awesome band name.

I don;t know.. I kind of expect it to be Shannon Sossanym's next child's name.

Michael Barrymore arrested. It only took the police six years.

OMG, WIN. That was great.

And I'm totally Hugh's side there too -- I'm pretty ruthless when it comes to the paparrazzi. As long as no one gets really hurt, I think they deserve what's coming to them. Some stars are fame whores and unreasonably complain about hounded, but others actually want a normal life and they just harrass them endlessly. So, go Hugh and your beans of righteousness!

Wow that Barrymore thing took ages!!

The first one is using "celebrity" a bit liberally, but:

Kristy Swanson arrested for assaulting husband's ex-wife. I guess she still remembers some of those moves from her Buffy days.

Robert DeNiro being sued for misrepresenting his health on a movie production insurance form.

I kinda feel bad for DeNiro...I mean if he we believe him he didnt know he had cancer.

My father's still fighting his prostate cancer, and was told when he had his biopsy that it would probably be negative. DeNiro's older, so they probably told him not to worry, it was likely a benign enlarged prostate but they just to be sure they're doing a biopsy. I can't believe the suit wasn't tossed.

Tom Sizemore sentenced to 16 months.

Man, is that guy messed up or what?

Harsh.

Victoria Beckham is a very nice person and don't even think of suggesting otherwise