We should re-name this thread "Celebrities Who Got Caught Doing Drugs. (And Paris Hilton Sucks.)"
And "Joe Francis Is A Douche."
And "Vehicular Manslaugher R Us."
I think this thread and Pete Doherty's should be merged.
Sting and Trudie guilty of sexual discrimination.Sacking women for being pregnant - that's not cool, Mrs Sting.
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According to the ruling, Miss Styler attempted to remove herself from the points process by using “minions”.
It states: “[The departure] was so badly mishandled and conducted in such an incompetent manner that the true purpose shines through the subterfuge . . . Although Mrs Summer tried to distance herself from the various unlawful acts and have them carried out by minions on her behalf, when the evidence is looked at holistically, her involvement is clear. " |
Why can't I have minions? I'm sure I deserve them more than Trudie.
| QUOTE (psammead @ May 10, 2007 12:31 pm) |
| Why can't I have minions? I'm sure I deserve them more than Trudie. |
Have you looked at the most prolific posters list recently? You have an entire forum of minions, it seems to me.
Er, your psammead-ness.
And yet my grapes go unpeeled...
| QUOTE (psammead @ May 10, 2007 01:08 pm) |
| And yet my grapes go unpeeled... |
"If you know what I mean!"
Sadly, that's only too true.
On a similar note -
The Case of the German Footballers and the Vibrators (not quite as saucy as it sounds)
California law is so full of shit. I wonder if he'll get 5 years off for good behaviour.
Hey man, at least he's not bitching and moaning about HOW UNFAIR LIFE IS, GUYS. I'll take it.
Interesting
article on R. Kelly's child porn charges, and why he hasn't yet been tried. Whatever. I still hate the guy. I love this line:
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| Two of Kelly's best-known songs are the inspirational "I Believe I Can Fly" and the lewd "I Like the Crotch on You." Mr. Kelly is a complicated man. |
Fans of mid-60s Britpop will know of
Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders. Those who don't will enjoy
this story anyway
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Sixties pop star Wayne Fontana has been remanded in custody after admitting setting fire to a debt collector's car.
The judge criticised the former lead singer of the Mindbenders, real name Glyn Ellis, for arriving at Derby Crown court dressed as the Lady of Justice.
He had to hand a sword and scales to guards but wore a crown, cape and dark glasses, claiming "justice is blind". |
With picture.
Well, that's officially the best thing I've seen all day.