Paris is going to jail.
I would link but it is just breaking "news" at CNN and MSNBC.
Here:
Goin' to jaaaaaaail! Man, I am way too happy about this.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*takes a breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
| QUOTE (PrincessCleo @ May 04, 2007 06:35 pm) |
Here: Goin' to jaaaaaaail!
Man, I am way too happy about this. |
No alternative jail? Does that mean she can't pay for a better cell? Doooooooood.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Oh, Paris. Between you and Joe Francis, I am waaaaay too happy to hear about people going to jail.
Ha.
Okay, now that I've stopped giggling (mostly), I have a question. What's the amount of time that Paris will likely actually spend in jail?
(I'm very stupid about these kinds of things, so I apologize if it's a dumb question.)
Oh, man. Paris in jail. It's so perfect it's like a dream.
Oh, no! POOR Paris!
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*snicker*
Yeah, right.
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| No alternative jail? Does that mean she can't pay for a better cell? Doooooooood. |
If only it meant she were going to "federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison." (TM Office Space)
I think it is hilarious that Paris Hilton's future jail stint is on three different threads right now.
| QUOTE (Esme @ May 07, 2007 09:14 am) |
| QUOTE | "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" star Ty Pennington was arrested early Saturday morning in Los Angeles on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol and drugs while driving.
The hottie carpenter, who got his start on the TLC hit "Trading Spaces," was arrested at 12:35 AM. He was released two hours later after posting $5000 bail. |
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I hope that's not true and it turns out to be something else.