It's finally heeeeeeeeeere.

(Well, it will be. In less than twenty hours, if you're on the East Coast and not watching on TiVo delay!)

Come on. I can't be the only person who's, um, unhealthily giddy about the whole thing.

America's Player! Archnemeses! Julie Chen!

I'll still miss Janie and Will, but I have to say, I'm fucking giddy about tomorrow.

*flails*

Well, I'm sure you know that I'm right there with you. I'm making a concerted effort to only mock this year, saving myself from the frustration of watching Mike Boogie win last season. I just can't live through that again. No more favorites, loathing, caring, or emotion. I expect to stick to this for approx. 20 minutes, until someone inevitably pisses me off and starts my season long obsession of "Why won't you guys kick him out? Why????"

I think it should be a rule that Will has to be on every season of Big Brother.

I loved Will on both seasons and think he's the best player, but I can't deal with anymore of his Chilltown/famewhore shit and his need to convince us that EVERYTHING'S a plan. I'm ready for new people.

I am so over Chilltown, despite my lingering love for Will and Janelle. I hope none of the new hamsters are Ct affiliates.

I can't wait fot the premiere! I have my live feeds account all set up and ready to go for tomorrow night.

There are no words for how excited I am, which is quite sad when you think about it. My best friends, my sister and I are already waging our 5 person campaign to get Julie fired and Will hired as host. Everyone is welcome to join us. Our campaign consists of calling each other on the phone and telling each other that Julie sucks and that Will would kick ass as host. Then we occasionally shake our fists in the air and say, "Moonves" a la Jerry Seinfeld's "Newman."

There are already rumors that <<there is a Chilltown minion in the house.>> Which I think is a horrible idea.

I'm not thrilled with the idea of having nemesisisises in the house. I prefer strangers who are actually strangers, not secret Cowboy brothers and sisters, or secret partners or whatever.

I was just going to say that I want Will to host it. I feel like he'd ask really obnoxious, yet hilarious, questions.

I am ridiculously excited about this show. I blame the crap summer TV season and the lack of anything at all to watch.

Gah. Just when I think I'll be able to temper my addiction to this show and actually, you know, sleep on the weekends instead of staying up all night watching the livefeed, the summabishes get a deal with Showtime to show late night footage. Not that there's anyone who will even come close to Will and Janelle's total and utter AWESOMENESS. But just knowing the option is there is dangerous.

The only one who's already gotten on my nerves is the girl who was upstairs with the other rivals. I can't stomach such bad hair extensions on top of that much stupid.

I already can't stand Jen. Her voice bugs the crap out of me. She seems totally full of herself. And totally dumb. But not even in an entertaining, ditzy way, but just like she's always five steps behind the rest of the conversation. She radiates "SLOW". And that's a horrid boob job.

Oh, and heee...gonorrhea.

I have no idea what you're talking about, and I'm totally not considering ordering Showtime. It's all because of Dexter, yeah.

Yes, gonorrhea. It can only go downhill from here.

Dagnabbit. I'm mad because all the guys are fug. Not a Kaysar, Drew or Hardy among them. I was thinking Dustin was kinda cute until the possible gonorrhea business. "America's Player" (Eric) appears to be a douche. Joe is a douchier douche. A bunch of these people seem way dumb: the two supposed hunks, Jameka, the blonde rival girl, Jen. Just dumb.

It could be interesting, though, depending on how the rivals behave.

I already hate blonde rival girl, Jessica (on the CBS site, one of her hobbies is listed as TANNING). Don't besmirch my name, lady. I also am pretty sure I hate Joe. I ALSO hate Kail and her tragic "I'm a Multiple Business Owner" secret. She seems inappropriately handsy and cutesy for her age. Also, it's hard for me to root for the person who's set up to Disapprove of the Gays.

I feel bad for Cute Blonde Girl Whose Dad Is In The House (Danielle?). She seems sort of nice and that's a lot harder row to hoe than running into some chick who owes you five bucks from ten years ago.

This "America's Player" idea seems...questionable. I think I liked it better when we knew everything and the hamsters know nothing.

Wow, I like a lot of the HGs this season. No, seriously, a LOT. I don't actually know what to do with that.


Meanwhile:

Hi, Live Feeds.

Bye, any productivity for the next three months.


I feel this is a fair trade.

I agree with all of this. Dustin is definitely my favorite right now, along with the girl who's dad it was (who I thought handled it all really well).