See, I would totally take that bet.

Wait.

Can read, or choose to read?

Also, does looking at magazines for pictures count as reading?

...Okay, maybe I wouldn't.

Jesus just what the world needed Jen cameltoe..ew and everything else. I love how she has to think *rilly* hard to complete sentences, and they all sound like questions. "I just think? it would be a happier place?...without NEGATIVE! ....vibes? She entertains me with her brazenly oblivious stupidity. I know it's still early but man I'm enjoying this season and cast.

Jen the jealous stupid moron who thinks she's running the house, the ridiculously hilarious Amber who's making Krista look like she had her shit together, the adorable Dani/Nick showmance, the surprisingly cool Jessica, the top secret Mrs. Robinson alliance that everyone in the house knows about, heee, it's all good man. At least this week.

Color me surprised, but I'll actually miss Joe if he goes. His reactions to Jen's threats were hilarious. He totally cut her off at the knees. "Who am I closest to?" "Um...." Seriously Amber, that's what you do. Jen's a moron. She can't keep a thought in her head for more than 2 minutes. If you'd won veto and used it, she'd have been back to glaring at Daniele and figuring out how to make Nick pay before you even got the veto back in the box.

Last night's confrontation-fest before the veto comp was reality gold. Hey, at least Jen is direct about what she wants. "Play my way or your friend gets it!" When she was prancing around in her red unitard, she looked like one of the Incredibles. And Joe remarking that whatever gets Jen more attention makes her happy? Pot, meet kettle!

I really do not think that Amber is mentally stable enough to last the entire summer in the house. I am getting sick of seeing her cry at the drop of a hat.

Scroll down to see how Jen hilariously altered her unitard. (That's a link to a live feed site, BTW, so beware of spoilers)

God, Amber is such a crybaby! There is nothing intimidating about stupid Jen and everyone in the house hates her. I would have laughed in her face if she'd "threatened" me.

I think it's hilarious that no matter who goes this week, two of the three "enemy" pairs of the season will already be broken up. The producers should know by now that stupid twists don't work.

I'm confused about how this twist isn't working. I actually think it's been incredibly effective at mobilizing the house, and given the breakdown of the twist (only six out of fourteen HGs involved in any way), I don't think it was intended to be much more than a catalyst, and I think it's been really successful as that.

I mean, sure, it's no BB4. But what COULD be?

I blame my disinterest in the Potterdammerung for getting me overly-invested in this but >>wow, has Dick been a gigantic ass as HOH. Anyway, Kail and and Jen were nominated, Jen won veto, so Dick is now targeting Mike for eviction. NOOOO!!! I actually really like Mike, as he's the only one Dick can't bully.<<

I never could stand Dick. Is that still unpopular?

I think it's <<gaining popularity the longer he's HOH.>>

Also, I was out for most of today; can anyone verify this thing I saw on a feed report? <<Supposedly, the HOH was down to Dick and Jen, and Mike said or did something, and Dick asked him if he wanted to go up, and Mike said he didn't care, so Dick stepped down.>>

Confirm/deny? Anyone?

Deny. <<HOH was down to Dani, Dick and Mike and Dick won fair and square. As for the nomination of Mike, he's probably doing to it ensure that Kail is gone (which I have no problem with because she's got a town to run). So if another member of Kail's alliance goes up, it'll split them.>>

Gah, sorry, my fault. I meant <<POV>>, not <<HOH>>.

I can't confirm or deny, but >>do you mean POV? 'Cause Dick wouldn't shut up about Mike "taunting" him during POV, so that would make sense. The "taunting" is why Dick wants Mike, not Kail, out now. Mike, taunting? Riiight. Sponds like he just wasn't intimidated by Dick. I just hope the rest of the house wises up and keeps Mike around to get Dick out. Or it will be like some awful alternate BB6 universe, where Cappy/Dick stays and bosses his way to the end. Also, if Mike leaves, I will be forced to have Jen as my favorite. JEN! Ugh.<<

This cast is way too young, is what I'm thinking.

ETA: sorry, spooloflies, I didn't see your correction before I posted!

This really is so >>BB6 and Cappy's reign of terror. Everytime I check for feed updates, I just see more of "Dick lectures so and so on how they've fucked up their game, then talks about how BB's never had a player like him and how he's MADE these first 3 weeks for them, and then he ends it all by telling them who they have to vote for." I've read about 4 times about him telling someone that they're the only one he trusts completely. He's said it to Amber, Jessica, Eric, and Daniele.

I'd find the mobbish Nick distrust annoying, but he looks so awful now with his horrible pornstache and bad hair that I can't bring myself to root for him anymore.<<

They gave Dick the best possible edit tonight. I hate that.

Seriously. >>Complete with nightly bashing sessions in the HOH. Have these people not seen BB? You'd think they'd avoid becoming the next nerd herd. Not that Zach isn't creepy, but find something else to discuss.

The updates say there was a Nick/Dick meltdown today? I always miss the good stuff.<<

I'm stunned they finally gave Jessica an edit that does her adorableness justice. Between >>Nick/Danielle and Eric/Jessica I'm very happy with the showmances this year<<

I love that Dick has been walking around telling every one what a stupid player they are, and being as nasty and mean as possible about it, because that's brilliant game play. Dude is making me feel bad for Kail, and I hate Kail.