Yes, LOLchillas!

I need my computer for that, this one doesn't even have photoshop! (the outrage!). Maybe this weekend...

Try GIMP, a free graphic editor. Or Serif works well too.

A parody letter detailing why Indiana Jones has been refused tenure

It reminds me of jokes I would make with my coworkers about the kinds of adventures Indiana Jones would have if he acted like a real archeologist ones like "Indiana Jones and the Grant Proposal of Doom", "Indiana Jones and the Last Unit to Dig Before Happy Hour Starts".

McSweeney's is awesome. I also like Stories that would have turned out differently if the protagonists had had cell phones.

Heee. I loved both of those. I especially loved the end of the Romeo and Juliet with the kissy emoticon. (If that story had happened today, it SO would have ended that way.)

I feel completely poorly read, but what is the first one?

Patsy Cline, "Walkin' After Midnight"

Ah. Thanks. I thought it was song lyrics, but I googled it and came up with nuthin'.

Celebrity Face Transplants. The really weird ones are the ones where the faces blend almost perfectly--Natalie Portman/Keira Knightley (well, actually, I think we all saw that one coming), Jessica Biel/Julia Roberts, and... Meryl Streep/Paris Hilton?

Meryl Streep/Paris Hilton breaks my brain. My brain's been doing that a lot lately.

The Johnny/Orli one freaks me out the most, because you can almost not tell. I bet Orli would be excited by this fact, since (at least in my head, but I think I read it somewhere too), he worships Depp.

I want Kofi Cosby to be my grandad.

Does anyone know where that really good animated version of "Clean the Catbox" (the parody of Rock the Casbah) is living these days on the internet? I can only find ones that are either photograph-based or else a really short version that uses those 'rockin kitties'...neither of which is the one I remember.