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I'm 25 and my "real age" is 30.9. I'm surprised. I feel older and more worn out than that.

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Someone else must have scored an older age to what they are? I can't be alone, can I? *cries*

Ha, I got a full 10 years older--everything but cheating seemed to have bumped mine up. Well, that is the only interesting one that I couldn't claim, anyway.

Guess I'm on track as I got only a half year younger than I really am. I don't know how that makes me feel, though. Does that mean I've lived my life just hard enough so far? Hmmmm....

I'm 23 and got 13.5. What? I got (lost?) major points for being fairly happy and liking my job. Woot.

The only appropriate response to these comics about Mickey Mouse is, "WTF?!"

That's the weirdest, most disturbing thing I've seen all day. Which wouldn't be saying much except for the kind of day I've had.

Oy.

Clearly, Walt Disney didn't think 1930s America was depressing enough on its own. Why not add a suicidal cartoon character?

(Seriously, what the hell?)

This has been around for a while, but I rediscovered it this evening and laughed myself sick: episode iii, the backstroke of the west. Seeing "The Jedi Council" translated as the "Presbyterian Church" makes me laugh until tears came to my eyes.

Wayne Redhart's hilarious Amazon Reviews

Via Neil Gaiman's blog. I can't believe these are real products for sale on Amazon.uk. Sample:

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Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher
Offered by prezziesplus
Price: Ł6.75

Availability: In stock

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
Personal adjustment made easy, 29 Jul 2007
I had always found the standard 'hands on' approach to be fairly successful, but this product offers a little more. The long handle really facilitates access to those awkward areas and the cold metal can be quite stimulating. Fortunately the makers have gone to trouble of fashioning a hand that is clearly feminine, so the homophobic have nothing to fear from this excellent product.

PS. Following a rather unfortunate incident at a party, I would advise against leaving it in the kitchen after use (especially on a sweltering summer's day). It would have taken a braver man than myself to disabuse thirty-or-so guests of the notion that they had been using a rather trendy 'cocktail stirrer'.

QUOTE (jensa @ August 01, 2007 11:49 am)

QUOTE (squishysquidgy @ August 01, 2007 08:34 am)

Someone else must have scored an older age to what they are? I can't be alone, can I? *cries*

I hit it pretty close. My Real Age is 37.5 and I am actually 36. My chunkiness and lack of exercise may have something do to with it. And apparenly DIVORCED people die sooner. Bite me.

Sounds like my results. My real age is 38 (almost 39) and it said age was 36. I'm divorced but I said I was single instead. I'm not married anymore which makes me single, dammit.

QUOTE (Lily Rose @ August 04, 2007 09:32 pm)

This has been around for a while, but I rediscovered it this evening and laughed myself sick: episode iii, the backstroke of the west. Seeing "The Jedi Council" translated as the "Presbyterian Church" makes me laugh until tears came to my eyes.

"He is in my behind!"

HEEE!

So that's where "Do not want" comes from!

QUOTE (The Glen @ August 05, 2007 05:23 pm)

So that's where "Do not want" comes from!

Yep!

I didn;t see this posted, but based off the conversation in fanfiction, I decided to go looking for godawful Harry Potter fanfic summaries. I found a new batch:

Enjoy.

Given the date on it -- June 2nd-- I can;t imagine that there are any spoilers for DH.

QUOTE (Lily Rose @ August 04, 2007 07:32 pm)

This has been around for a while, but I rediscovered it this evening and laughed myself sick: episode iii, the backstroke of the west. Seeing "The Jedi Council" translated as the "Presbyterian Church" makes me laugh until tears came to my eyes.

I had to stop reading this at work as my giggles were getting harder to control.