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leone- 08-01-2007
I'm nearly 31 but according to that site I'm really just 24.7, which is kind of comforting I suppose.

dinahmoe- 08-01-2007
I'm 37, but thanks to healthy living and ridiculously good genes, that website claims I'm actually 16. Super. I'm really looking forward to reliving that awkward stage.

tothemax- 08-01-2007
QUOTE (nikita @ August 01, 2007 12:19 am)
And it's always nice to have that reminder that because I'm single, I'm going to die sooner.

That's probably because we singles are already dead inside.

sallamandersam- 08-01-2007
QUOTE (tothemax @ August 01, 2007 08:54 am)
QUOTE (nikita @ August 01, 2007 12:19 am)
And it's always nice to have that reminder that because I'm single, I'm going to die sooner.

That's probably because we singles are already dead inside.

As a single person, I think it says we should just die already since we'll die alone anyway.

I scored as 14.5, which is comforting to my 32 year old body.

squishysquidgy- 08-01-2007
Someone else must have scored an older age to what they are? I can't be alone, can I? *cries*

Putli Bai- 08-01-2007
QUOTE (squishysquidgy @ August 01, 2007 10:34 am)
Someone else must have scored an older age to what they are? I can't be alone, can I? *cries*

I probably would, but I'm scared to try....

jensa- 08-01-2007
QUOTE (squishysquidgy @ August 01, 2007 08:34 am)
Someone else must have scored an older age to what they are? I can't be alone, can I? *cries*

I hit it pretty close. My Real Age is 37.5 and I am actually 36. My chunkiness and lack of exercise may have something do to with it. And apparenly DIVORCED people die sooner. Bite me.

GreyDuck- 08-01-2007
QUOTE (jensa @ August 01, 2007 11:49 am)
QUOTE (squishysquidgy @ August 01, 2007 08:34 am)
Someone else must have scored an older age to what they are? I can't be alone, can I? *cries*

I hit it pretty close. My Real Age is 37.5 and I am actually 36. My chunkiness and lack of exercise may have something do to with it. And apparenly DIVORCED people die sooner. Bite me.

I was trending strongly toward "older than I really am" but didn't finish the quiz because it started asking questions to which I couldn't begin to guess the answers, not having had a physical exam in ages.

Ah well.

As for divorced people dying sooner, hey: Staying married just feels like you're taking forever to die...

jstilwe- 08-01-2007
My real age is 13, which is a nice ego boost (I'm 28). I did the one at RealAge.com last year and it said I was 24.7, and I suspect that's a bit more accurate, but I'll take 13 (and a life expectancy of 89)!

komalow- 08-01-2007
I'm 18 and got a real age of 10.5. I'm kind of creeped out.

Snarryfan- 08-01-2007
QUOTE (komalow @ August 01, 2007 04:35 pm)
I'm 18 and got a real age of 10.5. I'm kind of creeped out.

Be careful who you flirt with on the internet--Chris Hansen might appear at their door.

Genevieve- 08-01-2007
Apparently my real age is 9.7 which is good I suppose but a little weird. It said I am likely to live to be about 92. My plan is to live to be at least 100. I am hoping to live to 120. Just out of spite.

MichiSichi- 08-02-2007
cooooool

Scarlettfish- 08-02-2007
Apparently, I'm 13, and my life expectancy is 85. Huh.

inversed- 08-02-2007
QUOTE (komalow @ August 01, 2007 04:35 pm)
I'm 18 and got a real age of 10.5. I'm kind of creeped out.

I'm 25 and I got a RealAge of 9.8. At least it's not emotional age!

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