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Way to smash my dreams of Hedgehogs on Crack getting picked up by Scholastic, particle_person!

QUOTE (bookworm @ June 17, 2007 05:12 pm)

Funniest book ever!

Latawyna, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say No to Drugs. Oh dear...

If you read far enough in that SA thread, I think you will come across an .mp3 file of someone actually READING the book, and it is pretty hilarious stuff. Probably a good idea to be looking at the book pictures simultaneously.

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"Spicy True Stories, Investigators Lies, Slanders And Stocks"

If you read the summary and then read the blurb about her family, it makes you wonder if she was writing from her own "experience." I do agree about the paranoid 5 year old perspective ...

OK, I don't want to make fun of her hard life or anything, but I LOVE this line in the bio:

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They worked very hard in the fields for sad pay.

I swear, that's going to be my new line whenever anyone asks me what I do: "I work hard in the fields for sad pay. Very, very sad pay."

Make it your new sig line, Charishawk.

QUOTE (particle_person @ June 19, 2007 04:13 pm)

Make it your new sig line, Charishawk.

I think I will! Heh.

ETA: Done. I am so cool.

For those of you who think it's impossible to hate someone based solely on pictures of him/her, I present to you one of the Gotti kid's MySpace page.

QUOTE (tothemax @ June 19, 2007 06:17 pm)

For those of you who think it's impossible to hate someone based solely on pictures of him/her, I present to you one of the Gotti kid's MySpace page.

His hair is hilarious.

I don't think he's smiling in a single picture. I guess he's practicing his thug look. I kinda want to comment and tell him he looks like a small pouty child. Which is, you know, probably pretty accurate. But I can't really blame him, because all of his companions look like this too, so he's probably never seen a real smile.

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Seriously, though, what is WITH that face? They all look deformed. It's really bugging me now.

Wow, I've never wanted to slap someone so hard before now.

QUOTE (Charishawk @ June 19, 2007 04:16 pm)

His hair is hilarious.

You think that's funny, check out the eyebrows.

WHY do they all have that same look on their face? To make it worse, I've noticed that my 16 year old cousin and all her friends make that same face in their pictures. There is going to be an entire generation of people who look like they've been sucking on lemons in every single picture of them from age 12 on.

His prom date looks like a hooker.

Sadly, this guy reminds me of far too many people that I went to school with, living in Jersey here. We're rife with the guido-types.

QUOTE (tothemax @ June 19, 2007 06:17 pm)

For those of you who think it's impossible to hate someone based solely on pictures of him/her, I present to you one of the Gotti kid's MySpace page.

Does he sleep in a Mystic Tan booth or something?

I am still cracking up over the ODing horses and that author's other vanity publication.

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A few minutes later the investigators drove by the Brooks RV and threw a bag of trash with a skunk in it at the Brooks RV.

I think this poor woman has some serious drug-related mental malfunction. That said, I want to read this whole book. The first 2 pages are hilarious.

QUOTE (laurelin_kit @ June 19, 2007 10:40 pm)

Does he sleep in a Mystic Tan booth or something?

He totally looks like that one episode of Friends where Ross didn't know to turn around in the mystic tanner booth and kept getting sprayed on the same side.

QUOTE (Charishawk @ June 19, 2007 07:16 pm)

QUOTE (tothemax @ June 19, 2007 06:17 pm)

For those of you who think it's impossible to hate someone based solely on pictures of him/her, I present to you one of the Gotti kid's MySpace page.

His hair is hilarious.

I don't think he's smiling in a single picture. I guess he's practicing his thug look. I kinda want to comment and tell him he looks like a small pouty child. Which is, you know, probably pretty accurate. But I can't really blame him, because all of his companions look like this too, so he's probably never seen a real smile.

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Seriously, though, what is WITH that face? They all look deformed. It's really bugging me now.

OMG. I'm dying here. That hair, that face, that tan! (That guy in the blue track jacket with no shirt inside!)
And dude, do they groom their eyebrows at the same place? I'm all for taming the unrulies but they all have the same eyebrows!
There's ONE(!) person that's smiling in the pictures, and he's not all that tanned either.