Absurd And Humorous Websites

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What Paris Hilton will look like in 2034 (WARNING - it's not pretty!)

Is it weird that I think the pic of Kirsten Dunst is actually an improvement on what she looks like now?

The Grover Cleveland one - "I'd hit it twice. Non-consecutively," is freaking genius. And I kinda liked the Taft/Shaft one, too.

Passive-agressive notes! Some of these are hysterical.

I really feel like having a hotpocket now.

And I don't even know what a hotpocket IS.

QUOTE (kariestel @ May 30, 2007 08:36 am)

I really feel like having a hotpocket now.

And I don't even know what a hotpocket IS.

Hot Pockets.

Ew! People really eat those?

This week, I'm Katherine of Aragon (which is very appropriate since I'm reading Philippa Gregory's Constance Princess). I press flowers in romance novelsand love unconditionally.

And for your inner eight-year-old - Paper Dolls of the Stars

OMG. I'm with december, I just actually guffawed alone when I read that one. Thats not easy!

Slate's auido-visual presentation about the new iTunes format. So very funny.

QUOTE (psammead @ May 31, 2007 03:22 am)

And for your inner eight-year-old - Paper Dolls of the Stars

The doll you linked to baffled me. You're supposed to put clothes on him? Whatever for?

popularity con-*test*-('")

I'm going to ask for a Badonkadonk for Christmas. It's a very well-reviwed tank.

Found this through PWOT's Mirth Canal.

"A collection of hilarious blurbs from real IRC conversations"

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#99835 +(15787)- [X]
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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#5300 +(17671)- [X]
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

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#23601 +(11594)- [X]
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

My absolute favorite quote from that site:

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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

I will totally buy one of those devices.