Absurd And Humorous Websites

I have a job interview this afternoon, during which I can pretty much guarantee “Angel of Cameltoe” will pop into my big vacant head and I will start giggling uncontrollably.

The Circus of Disemboweled Toys

Two vaguely Easter-related food sites.

One of my friends, recognizing my legendary love of Cadbury eggs, suggested making me this instead of a birthday cake for my b-day tomorrow.

I sent it to a few office mates, which sparked a discussion of this con-*test*-('") the Washington Post did for Easter. There is nothing not funny about marshmallow Peep dioramas. My favorite is a tossup between "Reservoir Peeps" and "NBC's To Catch a Peepator."

Damn someone to hell!

QUOTE (Unlucky Bear @ April 12, 2007 06:52 pm)

One of my friends, recognizing my legendary love of Cadbury eggs, suggested making me this instead of a birthday cake for my b-day tomorrow.

I want one!

Jay-Z's "99 Problems" in graph form.

Poubelle, that made me laugh so much because it is just so true of every Internet forum I've been in. Humans are predictable creatures.

This week I'm a Doberman Pinscher.

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To others you may seem scary or vicious but you can be energetic, watchful, determined, alert, fearless, and loyal.

Ain't it the truth?

I'm a Borzoi.

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You possess unmistakable elegance, and are graceful in motion and repose to others. Guys are masculine without being coarse; Ladies, feminine and refined.

Dog me is way cooler than fish me. Ya hear that, reincarnation?

Woman prostituting herself for Warcraft Points

QUOTE (The Dude @ April 16, 2007 11:15 pm)

Woman prostituting herself for Warcraft Points

I read on another board that that was a prank pulled by a (male) gamer. It's still pretty funny though.

I'm a pug.

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You are even-tempered, exhibiting stability, playfulness, great charm, dignity, and an outgoing, loving disposition.

The Sanjaya Mind Map

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Nielsen BuzzMetrics wanted to know what people really think when they think about Sanjaya, the onetime faux-hawked American Idol con-*test*-('")ant. So here, according to Max Kalehoff, is what they did: “We took a sample of all the blog posts about American Idol over a week, then focused on keyword sanjaya, then mapped out all the most closely associated words and phrases, based on proximity, frequency, and contextual relevance.”

I'm a Chihuahua.

I raised my eyebrows at that, since all the chihuahua's I know are a little annoying but I quite like the description.

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You are small but graceful, alert, and fast. You can also be quite saucy at times