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PrincessCleo- 04-04-2007
QUOTE (punzy @ April 04, 2007 08:38 am)
Totally dirty:
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Bet You Can't Eat Punzy.


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We'll Leave The Punzy On For You.


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It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Punzy.


This isn't just me, right?

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A Cleolinda's Too Wet Without One.


... No.

sunshine95- 04-04-2007
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Sweet as the Moment When the Sunshine Went "Pop"

I...don't know what that means.

More dirty:
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The Cream of Sunshine.

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We Do Sunshine Right.

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I Like the Sunshine in You.

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A Finger of Sunshine is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

That last one sounds like pedophilia. I feel violated.

particle_person- 04-04-2007
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Snap into a Particle_person!

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Particle_person Just Feels Right.

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Particle_person Keeps Going and Going.


Those make me sound like a gangbanger. But then there's this:
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Come See the Softer Side of Particle_person.

Aw.

tothemax- 04-04-2007
QUOTE (sunshine95 @ April 04, 2007 06:16 pm)
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Sweet as the Moment When the Sunshine Went "Pop"

I...don't know what that means.

La petite mort?

QUOTE (sunshine95 @ April 04, 2007 06:16 pm)
I Like the Sunshine in You.

This is how you get to la petite mort.

sunshine95- 04-04-2007
Man, they're just ALL dirty.

Charishawk- 04-04-2007
I've been giggling hysterically at all of the ones here.

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The Charishawk is Mightier than the Sword.


Damn right!

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There's Always Room For Charishawk.


Aw.

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Every Kiss Begins With Charishawk.


I'm such a slut.

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Charishawk Keeps Going and Going.


Hrm...

westcoaster- 04-05-2007
This one actually makes a lot of sense. We west coasters are kinda wussy:
"Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Westcoaster."

"Kids Will Do Anything For Westcoaster."
They are my secret army of tiny soldiers.

"You're in Good Hands with Westcoaster."
I have been told I should be a message therapist, I have very warm hands.

"Westcoaster, Take Me Away."

"Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Westcoaster"
Indeed.

"Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Westcoaster."
Damn right!

The Dude- 04-05-2007
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Only The Dude Has The Answer.
Damn Right!

jenelope- 04-05-2007
Why did I click this thread? Whenever I look at funny stuff at work, I end up laughing like Muttley the Dog.

My very first sloganized entry:
"Just for the Taste of Jenelope."
Then, "Better Living Through Jenelope"
"Give That Man A Jenelope." HA!
"We Do Jenelope Right." (Oh, my!)
"Your Flexible Jenelope."
"Stop. Go. Jenelope."
"Have You Forgotten How Good Jenelope Tastes?"
"Beware of Expensive Jenelope." (It's true.)
"It's a New Jenelope Every Day."

And I have to end with:
"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Jenelope."

Really, that last one says it all.

Sincerity- 04-05-2007
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Don't be vague.  Ask for Sincerity.


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The Sincerity Drinker's Lighter Sincerity.

Um, what?

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The Best Sincerity Under One Roof.

You are absolutely correct.

Ohhhhh Peaches- 04-05-2007
Heheh, this is great!

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Does the Hard Ohhhhhh Peaches for You.


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When You've Got Ohhhhhh Peaches, Flaunt It.


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Mum's Gone to Ohhhhhh Peaches.

This one seems especially innuendo-laden.

midnight radio- 04-05-2007
Geez, speaking of innuendo:

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Midnight Radio-Lickin' Good


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Is Midnight Radio in You?


Or:
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Don't You Just Love Being in Midnight Radio?


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The Midnight Radio with the Hole.

psammead- 04-06-2007
Apparently I'm a goldfish. Unhealthy, messy, original and plain (which seems a little unfair on the goldfish being how it's gold).

tothemax- 04-06-2007
You scored as Clownfish. ClownfishL high maitenance, tropical, wild and pretty.

Can't argue with that.

woolhat- 04-06-2007
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You scored as Loach.
Loach, lazy, lonely, clean and skinny


The truth hurts.

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