Bring Out The Xmas.
wait...shouldn't that be a gimp?
Totally dirty:
| QUOTE |
| Bet You Can't Eat Punzy. |
| QUOTE |
| We'll Leave The Punzy On For You. |
| QUOTE |
| It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Punzy. |
This isn't just me, right?
| QUOTE |
| We Don't Make Tothemax. We Make Tothemax Better. |
It's impossible to make me better, obviously.
| QUOTE |
| Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Tothemax. |
Indeed.
How vaguely inspiring.
| QUOTE |
| Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Tothemax. |
Um...
Not sure if this belongs here or in General Fame, but it's right up Snarkphoenix's alley...
Tabloid Fantasy League.
TabFL.comUnzip a komalow?
When people ask me to describe myself from now on, I shall simply say, "Smart. Beautiful. komalow."
The sloganizer's even better if you use dirtyish words:
| QUOTE |
Hooker Really Satisfies.
151 Countries, One Hooker.
Give the Dog a Hooker.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Hooker, Sometimes You Don't.
Taste the Hooker.
At 29p a Hooker, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
Exceedingly Good Hooker. |
Hee hee, I'll stop before I post the entire database.
| QUOTE (Fate's Bitch @ April 04, 2007 01:49 pm) |
| The sloganizer's even better if you use dirtyish words [...] |
Hee hee. It really is. My friend and I have been using 'whore' in the movie quote generator and it gave us this oddly appropriate gem:
| QUOTE |
| Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Whore Room! |
And, using schnitzel:
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a schnitzel."
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my schnitzel."
"Say hello to my little schnitzel!"
"I find your lack of schnitzel disturbing."
"Say hello to my little schnitzel!"
I'm way too amused right now. How the hell am I supposed to get back to work with schnitzelisms running through my head?
Schnitzel is as schnitzel does.
| QUOTE |
"Say hello to my little schnitzel!"
"I find your lack of schnitzel disturbing."
"Say hello to my little schnitzel!" |
Snort.