Absurd And Humorous Websites

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You rock, you are an almighty Canadian through and through. You have proven your worthiness and have won the elite prize of living in a country as awesome as Canada. Yes I know other countries think they are better, but we let them have that cuz we know better than they do, eh?

I'm 100% Canadian. How Canadian are you?

Even though I'm a guy, if I was a wife of Henry VIII, I'd be Katherine Parr..

I'd be Katherine Howard...I'm not sure I like this survey anymore!

Anne of Cleves whixh is fine because I'd survive longer than the rest of them. Pretty is as pretty does. Or something. And I'm 1% Canadian which didn't surprise me since I didn't understand a single question. Have you abandoned the language of your colonial masters so quickly?

QUOTE (boutros boutros kitty @ December 02, 2006 10:21 pm)

Cleo, how do you say foil?

(I admit, I pronounce soil/foil/oil as sole/fole/ole, unless I'm talking about aluminum foil -- then it's foyel)

Foy'l, yeah.

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You are Jane Seymour, third wife of Henry. You are dull and meek. People often forget you are in the room. Though you may seem stupid at times, you are fondly remebered.

Thanks, man.

Princess Cleo = dull and meek? Shyeah, right. And I am the Queen of Roumania.

QUOTE (PrincessCleo @ December 04, 2006 12:37 pm)

ETA:

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You are Jane Seymour, third wife of Henry. You are dull and meek. People often forget you are in the room. Though you may seem stupid at times, you are fondly remebered.

Thanks, man.

Aww, "You're a dumb wallflower, but we still like you!"

I'm Anne Boleyn:
You are Anne Boleyn, second, and most famous, wife of Henry. You are firey, smart, confident, and witty. Though not notorious for your beauty, you have a prescense that sticks out in people's minds. You will stop at nothing to get what you want. Keep in mind, though, when you get it, you have to know how to keep it.

Only, not so much. Also, SO MANY MISSPELLED WORDS OMG.

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You are Anne of Cleves, fourth wife of Henry. Though you may seem boring and unattractive to some, you will be remebered for your cleverness to save your own neck!

Oh great.

Well, would you rather be clever (though plain) and alive or pretty and dead?

I'm Anne Boleyn as well. Which sucks, because I really like hats.

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You are Katherine Howard, fifth wife of Henry. Beautiful and gentle, some describe you as a "Rose Without A Thorn". Though you are not noted for your genius, you are remebered as the most beautiful of all.

I don't remember her. So, divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived...I would have been beheaded?

Yup! She was a cousin of Anne Boelyn's and when Henry rejected Anne of Cleves, he went after Katherine Howard. She was very young, and considered to be very beautiful, though not exactly known for her intelligence. Like her cousin, she drew Henry's ire because she wasn't very good at controlling her flirtations. Unlike her cousin, she actually acted upon them and wasn't very discreet. And got her head chopped off.

I don't know if I like the whole not known for your genius part. :-(

QUOTE (PrincessCleo @ December 04, 2006 12:37 pm)

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You are Jane Seymour, third wife of Henry. You are dull and meek. People often forget you are in the room. Though you may seem stupid at times, you are fondly remebered.

Thanks, man.

Hey, we may be boring, but at least our last thought wasn't, "Shit, I hope that blade doesn't go all Margaret Pole on me."