I know some guys who have "beard friends" too, but I think that's in a slightly different context...

Having said that, some of those moustaches are outstanding! I laughed and laughed looking at those pictures.

Well, if yall like that, you'll certainly enjoy this.

eta: I have to take credit for posting the fanfic summaries on 2.0 - I thought y'all would just be mildly amused, but clearly there is a shared sense of humor around here. Also, there used to be a LJ community for collecting bad fanfic called PERPOSTERICE!, but I think it is, sadly, defunct. Does anyone know if the community that listed and snarked on bad fanfic is still active? I can't remember what it's called, but some of the commentary was hilarious.

Okay, everyone, I have a dare for all y'alls: Click on the "picturebooks" link at the top of the mullet site, and then go to the "Mulleted Matrimony" section. And keep on clicking until the end. You will witness the most klass-ay wedding known to humankind. (Also, kind of NSFW towards the end.)

I think someone is jealous, Poubelle.

I like how no one seems to be paying attention to the mostly-naked woman dancing on their table. They aren't even looking up!

Pffft. I'm all for clothes-removal after the wedding, but maybe wait until all your guests have gone home?

I'm so sick of you and your "rules" and "decency".

You're not kidding. Boobies... boobies... AAAAAAGH! Why did I click on the dot? Whyyyyy?

The last picture scares the ever lovin' hell out of me. I got up to go get a drink and I swear I saw the dead eyes follow me all the way to the kitchen. *Shudder*

Seriously, folks, don't click on the dot.

*shudders*

I guess some differences really are irreconcilable.

Yeah, the dot. I never told anyone to click on the dot. Don't hold me accountable for that one.

Oh I clicked...mommy?

*hug* Shhhhh, it will be ok. Go to your happy place. Flocking bunnies, deer nibbling grass, sun shining everywhe---AHHHHH HE'S HERE TOO!

Is it weird that I knew exactly what statue you were talking about before I even opned that page? Thanks Art History degree!

When the alien archaeologists show up to excavate the planet long after humans have killed themselves off, do you know how much those statues are going to confuse the fuck out of them? Seriously, those sculptors (largely European and especially Scandanavian) just totally messed up the history of earth as written by Alien!Indiana Jones.