I believe it's meant to be "a traitor in their midst."
*Hits self repeatedly on head*. I think I prefer my version. Especially as there's always a traitor. The surprise would be if there wasn't one.
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I'm sure this should be in the Fanfic thread but anyway - here's Chapter One of Harry In Fifteenth Century Belgium (which, BTW, wasn't even a country until the 19th century)| QUOTE | | Harry glanced out the window, absorbing the beautiful summer air through osmosis. Unfortunately, he was not allowed to leave his tower room. He was, alas, hunchbacked, and therefore deemed contagious and vile. The only person he saw consistently was his hunchbacked sister, Draco, who often brought him his supper. Draco was considered less contagious, as her hump was smaller and less intimidating. Harry thought of his lovely sister, and her straw colored hair, how it flowed down her elegant hump, and upon her milk white arms |
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Comedy gold! I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes, and I don't even like Harry Potter! Please, tell me that is a badfic parody.
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| I think you mean "A diversion!". However, insert any Legolas line for comedy gold. "The horses are restless and the men quiet" never fails to raise a giggle. |
Gah! This is what I get for posting in the middle of the night. Clearly, Seņor Draco flamencoed on my brain cells.
Now I want an elegant hump! It'll be this season's must have accessory - an elegant little hump to add emphasis to shoulder pads.
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| Draco fells in love in a muggle singer. This love seems to be impossible until they met but Vanilla had more secrets than he knows. |
Tell me this is Draco/Vanilla Ice. Please. Draco needs to stop, collaborate and listen. If there was a problem, yo, he'd solve it.
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| QUOTE (psammead @ March 01, 2007 03:44 am) | I'm sure this should be in the Fanfic thread but anyway - here's Chapter One of Harry In Fifteenth Century Belgium (which, BTW, wasn't even a country until the 19th century)| QUOTE | | Harry glanced out the window, absorbing the beautiful summer air through osmosis. Unfortunately, he was not allowed to leave his tower room. He was, alas, hunchbacked, and therefore deemed contagious and vile. The only person he saw consistently was his hunchbacked sister, Draco, who often brought him his supper. Draco was considered less contagious, as her hump was smaller and less intimidating. Harry thought of his lovely sister, and her straw colored hair, how it flowed down her elegant hump, and upon her milk white arms |
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Comedy gold! I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes, and I don't even like Harry Potter! Please, tell me that is a badfic parody.
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At what point does it stop being fanfic, and start being "you, using the same names as J. K. Rowling?"
"Ok, so here's the synopsis. Harry is a leprachaun and he's madly in love with Hermione, who is the prettiest little petunia. Alas, she is forced to grow in the onion patch by evil troll Draco, who keeps a pair of matching codpieces named Fred and George locked in a trunk at the foot of his bed. Will Harry be able to save Hermione, or will he lose her to Snape the Magnificent Dragon and his seeing-elf boy Ron?"
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| QUOTE | | Draco fells in love in a muggle singer. This love seems to be impossible until they met but Vanilla had more secrets than he knows. |
Tell me this is Draco/Vanilla Ice. Please. Draco needs to stop, collaborate and listen. If there was a problem, yo, he'd solve it.
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This made me laugh until my sides hurt. I might have to go find that, and read it. And then if it's not Vanilla Ice, possibly send hate mail.
Okay, I went back to the "grea-*test*-('") hits" summary page, because I needed a laugh this morning and came across this:
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| Severus is pregnant for the last 18 years, and he isn't a Death Eater. Lucius is a spy for the light and Sirius had a big problem here. |
Severus has been pregnant for 18 years, but Sirius is the one with the big problem? I don't think so.
World Beard and Moustache Championships.There are some real winners there!
Strange statuesIs that man juggling babies or stepping on them?
I love all the freestyle ones, but
this has to be my favorite.His hair and beard blend into one harmonius whole. It's very facial hair feng shui.
I had a friend who went to the 2005 Championship in Berlin. He entered for his massive sideburns, and for weeks all he could talk about were the "beard friends" he met at the championship.