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| Sirius was about to say something to her, when he came in. He locked eyes with her, and she felt butterflies flop inside her. He smiled, and she felt her stomach do a backflip. |
And, then, Sirius had to take her to the emergency room.
| QUOTE (Lily Rose @ February 28, 2007 04:23 pm) |
| QUOTE | | Hermione is the beast student and one of the prettiest girls in school. She has a little problem... Story is better than it sounds. |
Oh, I just bet it is.
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So she's an animagus too???
Nah, werewolf. It's a furry little problem
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| Life seems to be okay, but when you find out you have to mate, it only gets stranger. |
So true.
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| Standard pregnant man throwing a hissy fit. |
Nothing out of the ordinary about this story.
| QUOTE (oxymoron @ February 28, 2007 04:38 pm) |
| QUOTE | Harry thinks about Christmas Mpreg
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Sometimes, it's the short summaries that get you. I don't know why, but this one makes me chuckle.
Still, for me, the truly terrifying thing is that this is the 41st volume of these summaries. I've tried to read some of the other ones, but I just can't. I either start losing faith in humanity or end up laughing out loud at inappropriate times at work.
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It's all worth it for this one,
way back in 2005:
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| A story of pain and sorrow, not intented for comfort or laughter...a story that remains untold, on of abuse and blood...telling of a shattered girl who learned to twist a heart of stone into one of warm gold. This is not a story for the faint of heart, nor the happy in spirit. But for those who are able to understand what it means to be hurt...to watch as a girl's spirit is shattered like glass upon concrete. Watch as she melts the young master's heart of ice, and watch as she helps him heal. She has no name, but his...is Seņor Draco. |
Wow, I was reading that, and thinking, "Okay, this is overwrought, but not too amazing," and then I got to the last line and scared my roommate laughing. And now I have to make it my first sig ever.
Seņor Draco will never, ever cease being funny. It's up there with "A distraction!" and Phake Phantom in the humor pantheon.
I think you mean "A diversion!". However, insert any Legolas line for comedy gold. "The horses are restless and the men quiet" never fails to raise a giggle.
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| WARNING DEEP SEXUAL ACTIVITY WARNING WARNING! |
You can't say you weren't warned.
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| What is Ron giving that wolly thingy to Hermione? |
Huh? Yuck!
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| ou don't have to review if you don't want to... I swear. |
Is it just me or does that sound vaguely threatening?
I'm sure this should be in the Fanfic thread but anyway - here's
Chapter One of Harry In Fifteenth Century Belgium (which, BTW, wasn't even a country until the 19th century)
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| Harry glanced out the window, absorbing the beautiful summer air through osmosis. Unfortunately, he was not allowed to leave his tower room. He was, alas, hunchbacked, and therefore deemed contagious and vile. The only person he saw consistently was his hunchbacked sister, Draco, who often brought him his supper. Draco was considered less contagious, as her hump was smaller and less intimidating. Harry thought of his lovely sister, and her straw colored hair, how it flowed down her elegant hump, and upon her milk white arms |
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| Harry thought of his lovely sister, and her straw colored hair, how it flowed down her elegant hump, and upon her milk white arms |
I'll take "Sentences I never thought I'd read for $1,000", Alex.
Elegant hump? Really? Is it all sparkly?
I am crying with laughter here over those fanfic quotes / synopses. How could I have forgotten "Seņor Draco"?*
*I kind of want to read that fic just to see how awesomely terrible it really is.
I've been reading
the "Grea-*test*-('") Hits" summary page that
princesscleo linked to earlier.
It's a treasure trove.
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Angst for the literarily inclined. Contains allusion to Victor Hugo, Nietzsche, and St. Paul.
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This is fabulous. Maybe it'll crossover with the 15th century Belgium one to produce something like "Harry is the epistle-writing Hunchback or Hogwarts, who risks everyhitng to save his gypsy love Esmer-Hermione, even though God is dead!"
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| An Orange Boy joins harry in his seventh year he has strange powers and a tail will he help harry or join voldermort |
Okay, I've only seen the movies, is there an Orange group/family in the HP universe or am I right in thinking that this boy simply has a really bad fake tan?
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| Draco and Hermione have just graduated and are acting like rabbits. |
You know, outsmarting Elmer Fudd, putting "Duck Season" signs up all over the forest, that sort of thing.
And, finally, again, the simple ones are the best:
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Snape and farts don't mix.
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Oh, man, thank you for reminding me of that link.
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| Does the Malfoy's pet blue wolf know more than she lets on? |
Of course she does.
Best typos ever:
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| After adramatic ending to Harrys fifth year Harry is swept to a new year at Howarts. Harry knows Voldemort will not go there but there may just be a trader in the mist. |
Not traders!
ETA: okay, this might be an even better typo:
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| Draco Malfoy loves a Mud-blood! A Mud-blood loves a Malfoy! PERPOSTERICE! or is it? |
Clearly my braincells are out to lunch because I can't even work out what that's meant to be. Are you sure Draco hasn't gone all Gordon Gekko?