Absurd And Humorous Websites

QUOTE (tothemax @ January 26, 2007 03:53 pm)

So, I was reading Gawker today when I came upon this story and then I suddenly went blind.

Noooooooo. *memories flood back*

Happy place, happy place, happy place.

QUOTE (particle_person @ January 27, 2007 12:34 pm)

thingsmyboyfriendsays.com

I can't help thinking that the BF is a bit of an ass, but the quotes are funny.

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If flowers had fists.

[e = the boyfriend]

e: My hands hurt from doing the dishes.
me: You're such a delicate flower.
e: How does it feel?
me: How does what feel?
e: Being punched in the face by a delicate flower?

Over half the crap on that page is stuff I can hear coming out of my boyfriend's mouth. I had no idea there were two of them.

QUOTE (tothemax @ January 26, 2007 03:53 pm)

So, I was reading Gawker today when I came upon this story and then I suddenly went blind.

Jesus, she really can't stop making an ass of herself, can she? Her comments to every single person who said something about her would be very sad if she weren't so irritating.

QUOTE (particle_person @ January 27, 2007 12:34 pm)

thingsmyboyfriendsays.com

I can't help thinking that the BF is a bit of an ass, but the quotes are funny.

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That reminds me: Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About.

QUOTE (jolie laide @ January 28, 2007 12:09 am)

QUOTE (particle_person @ January 27, 2007 12:34 pm)

thingsmyboyfriendsays.com

I can't help thinking that the BF is a bit of an ass, but the quotes are funny.

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That reminds me: Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About.

And that reminds me of True Stories of a Porn Clerk, cuz I found both of those sites on the same day. Unfortunately, the True Stories seems to be gone. Does anyone know if it's been backed up anywhere?

True Porn Clerk Stories

I think that's the same place it's always been? Maybe the server went down for a bit or something.

This isn't really an absurd site, and it's only sometimes humorous. However, I find it fascinating.

This guy buys really old cameras - especially if they still have film in them. He then develops the film.

Lost Films

I love looking at old photographs, and the fact that nothing is known about these makes them even more fascinating.

Prioress, Monk, Cardinal, Lady or Knight?

I'm a Prioress. Apparently I rock.

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You are a moral person and are also highly intellectual. You like your solitude but are also kind and helpful to those around you. Guided by a belief in the goodness of mankind you will likely be christened a saint after your life is over.
You scored high as both the Lady and the Monk. You can try again to get a more precise description of either the Monk or the lady, or you can be happy that you're an individual.

I'm a Cardinal:

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You are the real power behind the throne. No one dares dispute or refuse you. Which is good because that's how you get things done. You are also, however, completely corrupt and highly immoral. This doesn't bother you in the least as you lounge around your rich comfortable surroundings, reveling in wealth and authority.

There's a lawyer joke in here somewhere, but I just can't find it.

Hee. I'm Bloody Mary!

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You are a lady, but you are also wicked. You hide behind a gentile face doing what seems proper in the eyes of others but underneath it all you are scheming and plotting to rule the land. If someone stands in your way, a little bit of poison might make things easier for both of you.

That is so true. Clearly me and Sami Brady are cut from the same dangerous cloth.

I'm The Lady:

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Chaste and pure, you are a good person. You try to help others and do your duty to your family. However, this duty involves you being sold off to a local noble house in order to cement relations between your families. But you know it's for a greater good, and besides you will retain all the comforts and glamour of your position regardless of if you're your father's or you husband's property.

Um, kind of true, actually.

I'm also The Lady. I'll just focus on the "you are a good person" part.

Ooh, I'm the Harlequin:

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You scored 34% Cardinal, 43% Monk, 35% Lady, and 43% Knight!
You are a mystery, a jack-of-all-trades. You have the king's ear, but also listen to murmurings of the common folk. You believe in the value of force and also literature. Truly you are the puzzlement of the age.

And I'd get a cool costume and be able to juggle. NICE.

I'm a Prioress and apparently that means I'm "highly intellectual" - I have my doubts about that though...

Like tothemax, I am a Cardinal.

I expect to receive my giant, pointy red hat any day now.

I remember when there was a Cardinal form the Phillipines whose last name was Sin, so for a long time, we had a Cardinal Sin.