| QUOTE |
Laurelin_kit? We ain't got no laurelin_kit! We don't need no laurelin_kit! I don't have to show you any stinking laurelin_kit!
You've got laurelin_kit on you.
If you build it, laurelin_kit will come. |
And my favorite?
| QUOTE |
| This laurelin_kit attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it. |
| QUOTE |
| I see dead laurelin_kit. |
It's funny, after a while your username looks like nonsense.
| QUOTE |
| The grea-*test*-('") trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world scarlettfish didn't exist. |
But I do exist! I swears!
| QUOTE |
| We're on a mission from Scarlettfish. |
God pfft.
| QUOTE |
| All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my scarlettfish. |
And my personal favourite:
| QUOTE |
| You talking to scarlettfish? |
| QUOTE |
| Have you ever danced with the squishysquidgy in the pale moonlight? |
| QUOTE |
| I say we take off and nuke the entire squishysquidgy from orbit. |
| QUOTE |
| I'm going to make him a squishysquidgy he can't refuse. |
This is addicting ...
ETA:
| QUOTE |
| The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the squishysquidgy. |
Heeeeeeee! That has to be my favourite so far.
| QUOTE |
| Houston, we have a Caramel Coffee. |
| QUOTE |
| Play it, Sam. Play 'As Caramel Coffee Goes By'. |
I could do this forever.
| QUOTE |
| Keep your friends close, but your Caramel Coffee closer. |
| QUOTE |
| You want the Caramel Coffee? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. |
::snort::
and my favourite
| QUOTE |
| With great power comes great Caramel Coffee. |
Hell yeah.
ETA: I have to put this one...
| QUOTE |
| Why don't you come up sometime and see Caramel Coffee? |
I love it.
| QUOTE |
| Here's looking at Sincerity, kid. |
Damn right, here's looking at me.
| QUOTE |
| And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best Sincerity in the world... |
I am the ONLY Sincerity in the world, dammit!
| QUOTE |
| I feel the need - the need for Sincerity! |
As everyone should!!
Kind of philosophical, don't you think?
ETA:
| QUOTE |
| You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel Sincerity?' Well, do ya, punk? |
I don't let punks feel me. Duh.
| QUOTE |
| What do you want to marry Sincerity for, anyhow? |
EVERYONE wants to marry me, because I'm totally awesome.
If I only had £10,000, this would be mine:
Magic Message MirrorThe fun of creeping out people who were visiting would more than cover the cost.
| QUOTE |
| No, it is not dangerous to confuse The Lady of Shalott with angels |
Debatable, I suppose.
| QUOTE |
| Oh, no, it wasn't airplanes. It was The Lady of Shalott killed the beast. |
No applause is necessary, but I accept gifts of cash, check, or credit card.
| QUOTE |
| What do you want to marry The Lady of Shalott for, anyhow? |
Hey!
| QUOTE |
| I'm king of the The Lady of Shalott! |
No comment.
I want one of those mirrors in the worst way!
ETA: or I did, until I noticed the
Animatronic Pirate Head option.
"Aaaargh, you're about to be burgled, aaargh."Ok, do people seriously pay for this stuff? I could see it as a fun novelty, but as part of a security system? Really?
The mirror looks way too much like the one from Snow White. Creeeeeeepy.
I wasn't sure where to put this but I found it both absurd and humorous, so...
Christmas lights gone wild. Just ... wow.
That and "Dick in a Box" are my two favorite Christmas videos.