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| I am serious ... and don't call me Lily Rose. |
But...it's my name! On the board, at least.
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| I bet you can squeal like a Lily Rose. |
Dirty!
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| A boy's best friend is his Lily Rose. |
....heh.
Hee! I feel protected.
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| And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Cindy. |
....and dirty
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| I ate his Cindy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. |
It's suprisingly addictive...
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| The grea-*test*-('") trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Cindy didn't exist. |
A lot of Casablanca:
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| Of all the unlucky bear joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. |
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| Frankly, my dear, I don't give an unlucky bear. |
I laughed and laughed at this one....
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| They may take away our unlucky bear, but they'll never take our freedom! |
Noooooooooo.....
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| No, Mr. Bond, I expect unlucky bear to die. |
| QUOTE |
| You've got polarbear on you. |
Yes. Tearing you limb from limb for elevenses.
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| I am serious ... and don't call me WitchyPoo. |
I wouldn't be able to say that with a straight face.
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| I'm going to make him a WitchyPoo he can't refuse. |
Who can resist?
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| You can't handle the WitchyPoo! |
I'm just too much for y'all!
| QUOTE |
| And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my WitchyPoo. |
I love this one!
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| Soylent Green is jensa! |
Yep, it is.
Eek.
| QUOTE |
| Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the jensa. |
Umm.. no, they don't.
Damn that is addicting.
Just one more:
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Jensa, for lack of a better word, is good.
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| One morning I shot an elephant in my Auron. How he got in my Auron, I don't know. |
Ow.
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| That Auron is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred. |
So now some of you know who to blame for those scary nights that had you staring at the TV in fear.
That's . . . kind of appropriate, considering my name.
Oh god, that sight is EVIL. But AWESOME. Because I got a lot of vaguely dirty ones.
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Few men ever swapped more than one Carriellie with Sean Regan.
Pay no attention to that man behind the Carriellie!
I've got a feeling we're not in Carriellie anymore.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your Carriellie together and blow.
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my Carriellie. That's the price she has to pay.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Carriellie lasts forever. |
And the non-dirty ones were good too:
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Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Carriellie killed the beast.
Ray, if someone asks if you are a Carriellie, you say, 'Yes!'
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Carriellie' at will to old ladies. |
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| I am big! It's the punzy that got small. |
I don't feel small.
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| I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a punzy lasts forever. |
Damn straight, I do.
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| This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old punzy. |
Wow, alot of these are dirty. I must spread this disease.