The LJ admin have a sense of humour!
404 error messages. (Refresh for different ones)
I like the pseudocide
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| Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world! |
A commentary, perhaps?
And this one cracks me up:
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Narrator: In A.D. 2006, Web was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the journal.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main browser turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you users !!
CATS: All your base are belong to Frank.
CATS: You are on the way to 404.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to reach your page. Make your spelling correct.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha .... |
Any 404 page that uses the phrase "Oh noes!" is all right by me.
| QUOTE (kariestel @ December 27, 2006 01:45 am) |
| I'm a bit partial to this one as well. |
"The system is down, yo."
That rules.
I'm Anne Boylen. Meh. English royal history isn't my thing, so I don't know how accurate it is.
The accent thing was wrong. It pegged me as a Inlander (Ohio, Illinois, Missouri) and said I basically have no accent. While I like to think this is true, I have a VERY obvious New Jersey accent. And it gets even worse when I'm angry.
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| Love means never having to say you're Silverfish. |
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| Do not go into the MidgeWood. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it. |
Good advice for any occasion.
Ooh, also:
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| We can't stop here. This is MidgeWood country. |
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| I love the smell of woolhat in the morning. |
Why, thank you!
Unless they're implying I stink.
ETA:
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| Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to woolhat. |
That's just awesome.
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| Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Shalamar. |
Eee! From one of my favorite movies, no less. And yes, I am a little bumpy, in all the right places. Thanks for noticing.
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| I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old Shalamar for dinner. |
Hey! Less of the 'old' stuff, bub!
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| Nobody puts kirinan in a corner. |
Hee. My husband and I quote that line on a regular basis. How appropriate it should come up with my name.
Because I...had the time of my li-i-ife...and I owe it all to YOU, fellow Snarkers!
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| I am serious ... and don't call me The Glen. |
It doesn't have the same ring as 'don't call me Shirley'...
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| May the The Glen be with you. |
That'd be great if there weren't one too many 'the's.