Any of you men need a new cologne?

I cannot stop playing with this.

If that's a little too racy for you, why not try The Pope's Cologne? What? Nobody wants to smell like the cologne a pope was using 150 years ago? But why ever not?

I know. I've been pasting my fanfic into it. But I don't feel too guilty, as I found it in Elizabeth Bear's blog, and she'd been pasting her fiction into it. If it's okay for Real Writers, it's okay for me!

OMG, me too!

Along with Weird Al Yankovic lyrics, part of the LOLCat Bible, and a snippet of Twilight.

It's addictive.

Okay, Nerf War I was completely awesome. I await the sequel.

I love the use of the CD. Also the packing chips. HEE.

Hee, me too. And the fallen comrade they use as a shield. And the tiny glimpse of a "One does not simply ROCK into Mordor" macro they have taped up under the clock.

I missed that!

The packing chips thing reminded me of a great scene in the Deadpool comics where he's looking for "the grea-*test*-('") weapon on the face of the planet" as left in this evil guy's will. Deadpool's friend Weasel is all nervous on the mission, and they find this room FULL of weapons, some of which could go off at any time. Deadpool looks down into a big barrel and screams, and Weasel panics, all, "What?? WHAT??" And Deadpool comes up covered in packing chips and goes:
"PACKING CHIPS!! That's the grea-*test*-('") weapon on the face of the planet! PACKING CHIPS. Just imagine getting nailed by some of these babies! Oh, the humanity!"

I wish I had the scan. It's his wild-eyed look at being covered in packing chips that really does it.

If I were in the hospital, the last thing I'd want to see is this clown.

The gallery of bad (BAD) retouching mistakes

(SEE the three-handed woman. GAZE UPON the woman so thin her boobs are thicker than her waist. INSPECT the amazing disembodied hand on the beautiful swimsuit model. Just one thin dime extra!)

That Madonna cover -- did that really get printed? Who could look at that and think it was OK?

Me, apparently. That was the only one I didn't see the problem with. What's wrong with it?

It looks like somebody squashed her head. Her eye takes up a quarter of her face. I think they enlarged her facial features but kept her head the same size! Imagine the picture without the bangs. She looks like an alien to me.