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MedbCruachan- 05-16-2008
QUOTE (bookworm @ May 16, 2008 11:38 am)
My grandmother was raised in the grand tradition that red nail polish is wrong, especially for church, women should always wear stockings to church, and never pants.

I laugh now but that was the social norm. I kind wish we would move back a little bit to dressing up for religious services because I see so many people in jeans and tank tops in church now.

I was raised that way, back in the bad old days of the '80s and early '90s. I can't make myself wear pants to church to this day.

particle_person- 05-17-2008
Vwlphb needs this font.

Poubelle- 05-17-2008
QUOTE (laurelin_kit @ May 15, 2008 04:34 pm)
QUOTE (Poubelle @ May 15, 2008 10:02 am)
QUOTE (tothemax @ May 15, 2008 08:54 am)
Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman.

Why does he look like Jason Segel?

I've been saying that for ages!

See, what baffles me is he doesn't remotely look like him on my jars of spaghetti sauce.

I think it was a first season ep of Gilmore Girls that Lorelai was painting Rory's toes with red nail polish because "everyone knows bad girls have red toenails." I'd bet she learned about the sluttiness of red nail polish from Emily Gilmore.

(And yes, stockings are required for formal situations, and the only time you can get away with not wearing them to church and the like is the height of summer. And unless you live in the Deep South or San Diego or something, bare legs are like white outfits and sandals: ixnay after Labor Day. I have no problem with pants at church, but that's because my mother always loved her pantsuits. And there's a big difference between wearing a well-tailored pantsuit and jeans. Or heck, even khakis. Which are better than jeans, I guess, but probably only for an informal evening service.)

eco- 05-17-2008
I've been reading the People cover articles for over two hours now, and I don't think I'm ever going to sleep.

There is one article about Prince Charles and Princess Diana on a ski trip in January of 1983 - even then the paparazzi were hounding them on the slopes and pursuing them through Switzerland, Lichtenstein, and Austria. At one point there was a car chase involving the royal couple jumping into a black Mercedes and speeding through tunnels on the wrong side of the road at up to 100 mph. It is eerily prophetic, and especially chilling considering that was already early on in their marriage.

PrincessCleo- 05-19-2008
I told u he wud be mine.

Lily Rose- 05-19-2008
I saw that this morning and just stared at it. I had no idea a cat could look so possessively coy.

PrincessCleo- 05-19-2008
I keep going back to look at it, because it totally cracks me up.

(Did you see the disrobing teddy bear one? DISTURBING.)

Lily Rose- 05-19-2008
QUOTE (PrincessCleo @ May 19, 2008 07:02 pm)
I keep going back to look at it, because it totally cracks me up.

(Did you see the disrobing teddy bear one? DISTURBING.)

YES. Nightmaresville.

sallamandersam- 05-19-2008
QUOTE (Lily Rose @ May 19, 2008 05:05 pm)
QUOTE (PrincessCleo @ May 19, 2008 07:02 pm)
I keep going back to look at it, because it totally cracks me up.

(Did you see the disrobing teddy bear one? DISTURBING.)

YES. Nightmaresville.

That one was creeepy.

Charishawk- 05-20-2008
QUOTE (PrincessCleo @ May 19, 2008 06:02 pm)
(Did you see the disrobing teddy bear one? DISTURBING.)

I have to ask even if I'll regret it: Where?

tothemax- 05-20-2008
Here ya go.

laddical- 05-20-2008
I'd probably be more scarred if I hadn't already seen that picture as the logo for a pornsite. At least, I hope it was just the logo...

tothemax- 05-20-2008
Laddical's into teddy vore. Figures.

laddical- 05-20-2008
Shit! They're on to me!

tothemax- 05-20-2008
More like they're in you! Being digested! Or do you want to be digested by the skinless freaks? OR! Have I thought about this too much?

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