Hah! I love this part of the Crap Email From A Dude:

...so she has to say something to this guy that won't hurt his feelings? What's wrong with a little honesty, particularly with the multitude of negative points this guy has?? Eep. I know how it feels to feel like someone is creepily skirting the edge of full-out stalkery, and trust me, I'd hide in a bathroom too if it meant avoiding Creepy Stalker Boys.

I suggest revisions to his suggestions:

"I'm appalled, and don't have any idea why you think it would be appropriate for me to date a former student, particularly a week after you almost failed my class. Also I have no idea why you think I would want to date you, seeing as I teach a class which considers the history of Asian women, so clearly I care about the subject, and you sit around on your ass failing the class and making racist remarks about Asians. Yes, clearly we are a match!"

"I have a boyfriend, but even if I didn't I wouldn't date you. You're so lame."

"That's very creepy of you to even ask, and I'm SO not into you, kthxbai!"

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In other things, Improv Everywhere RULES. Every time I see one of their stunts it's better than the last. Those kids are never going to forget this!

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Also, I'm "the hero we all wish we could be." Hee.

The 50 Grea-*test*-('") Sketches of All Time-there are a ton of classics on here. I'd never seen "the idiot in rural society" (from Monty Python) before, which was so funny. Plus synchronized swimming! "we could use the time, I'm not that...strong a swimmer."

Qink. Rubik's cube meets Tangram, my brain is broke.

I couldn't get through more than a few of the Fury levels, but Patience is fun.

Grease, doggy-style.. Or crazy lady and dog, whatever. It's actually cute.

You cannot tell me that this wasn't intentional.

The title loaded before the rest of the page, and I was surprised when the pictures wasn't some busty woman in a bikini.

I am charmed to death by these photographic reconstructions of children's drawings.

Princesses!

That is adorable and weird.

Those are really cool!

...I got as far as here, and then I wondered if they were really going to hang the, um — go look at the picture and tell me what you think those are — from the ceiling.

Oh, me too.

Oh, definitely laughter over here. Fucking poncho!

Ass raping poncho?

That's a fucking versatile poncho.

30+ years of People Magazine covers.

Remember when Priscilla Presley looked like this? And Cher looked like this? Good times. (WTF, Gene Simmons? Oh Cher.)

They were my first Real People Tin Hatting. (I know, I know)

SqueeRemingtonSteeleOMG

Bowie.

Don't do it Brad! Trust me, you can do better.

Cover stories (and whole issues in PDF) too:

Oh River. *sniff*

AIDS hysteria.